1. My husband is returning to China, I said, please help with medicine. Husband: What medicine? I have written paper, and the mother grass (a gynecological medicine). The husband is a lot: an acre grass. Write the head: This medicine is really strange. 2. My family implements the work of the work of the people, and only the work of work is said. I often criticize my husband when I cook, my husband smiled. Casual conscience, I found a slightly apology, ask my husband: You can't have a little bone, don't you eat it? Husband does not think: Xiaoying is small, starving is big. 3. I found a job, my husband is still reading. Husband asked me: What will you make me more than I have more? I guidelines: You think, even if I make a lot less than you, don't I fight you? Husband relieved: ... then you still make money than me. 4. Look at Tianlong Babu on the Internet, seeing a la carte self-speech: small uncomfortable is cool. Husband is tight: Who is Xiao Wu Xianggong? 5. Husband wrote a letter to his family: there is a Chinese food store here, we go there mainly to buy it ... I said: nonsense, go to the food store does not buy what? Husband is righteous: there is also a phone card. 6. Under the air, the vermilion is ruthless, if you are an allee, what is me? Husband does not think: morning glory. 7. Have a friend to go to the amusement park as next month, I promised: Go with it! But I saw my husband killed chicken neck to make the eyes. Friends, husbands: What to go, what do you dare to sit in the mountain? I said dare! Husband is half a day, rising red face: ... actually I don't dare. 8. My husband and I have debated it, often flowers. Husband summarizes: First, you are not confused, so I am allowed when you are reasonable; second, you are not explained, so I also enabled when I was reasonable. (Fang Min / recommended)
source:
"Beijing Entertainment Letter"
(Editor: Zhou He)
