Real programmer (funny version)

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Real programmer

The real programmer never writes a comment, it is difficult to read.

Real programmers do not write applications, they start programming directly from the bottom bare metal. They think that application programming is the people who do not have system programming.

The real programmer does not paint flow chart, the flowchart is the document of no culture, living in the cave on the rock wall drawing flow chart.

The real programmer does not read the manual, the relying on the manual is ignorant and weak.

The real programmer is not always correct, they can sit in front of the machine in front of the machine for 30 hours.

The real programmer has never lived in the day of 9 nights, if you see a programmer at 9 in the morning, it must be he sleeps overnight.

Real programmers are more important than users.

The real programmer likes to sell popcorn, they use the calories that CPUs

Made a popcorn, can listen to what procedure is running according to the speed of ricecar.

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