A friend sent it, I feel very funny, my work is shared! 1, Da Li bought a parrot, just entered the house, I was so embarrassed to speak. "Your, speech?" Da Li stretched his neck. Parrot did not respond. "Your, speech, miyi is thin." Da Li clamned the bug. The parrot still has no response. "You, don't speak, die, dead!" Big Li stood up his face. Suddenly, the neck of the parrot, shouted: "Tell the Japanese imperialism!"
2, some people raise a parrot, very good. One day, the owner placed a chicken in his home into its cage, the parrots and chickens played, and the chicken was dead, and the knock did not have a little bit, but also said: "This is too small to see me!" After a few, the owner did only the eagle put in its cage. As a result, the eagle was also dead, the parrot's Mao didn't have, then it was talking: "It's mother, Laozi is really fighting. It! "3, small x especially like parrots. One day he went to the birds, and found a parrot sold 30,000 yuan. He is very curious, so I ask the buyer: How is your parrot so expensive? Buyer: My parrot is smart! What will be said. Little X is so smart, I bought it. In the evening, he is particularly happy. Just play this parrot. Small x said: I will take the parrot: I will walk Xia X: I will run parrot: I will run small X thinking, this is not intelligent, but I still don't have to die, I will say: I will fly This will say: You blow NB! ~~~~ 4, a bird business has three parrots. A customer came over and pointed to the first parrot. "1000 yuan." Bird business said. Customers surprised: "Is it so expensive?" "Of course, because it will make Windows" "What is this?" The customer refers to the second. "2000, because it will use lunix" "Oh, the third?" "3000. It will ...?" The bird is shriverier, answer: "I don't know what it will." He pointed to the front two parrots, "But two of them called 'President'." 5, a young man received a gift at birthday, is a spoken parrot. But soon I found this parrot full of mouth, very rude, and I didn't know polite. He is determined to change the parrot. Every day, polite language is polite, teaching its elegant vocabulary, gently music, but it is not used, the parrot is still full of flowers. He shouted in the parrot, and the parrot shouted him even more. Once, he breathed, throw the parrot into the refrigerator. After a few seconds, he heard the parrot was thrown inside, yelling, cursing. Suddenly, it's quiet, and there is no one bit. Half minute passed, still no sound. He worried that the parrot was frozen and immediately opened the refrigerator. The parrot was quietly coming out, stood on his arm, said with a very sincere tone: "I am sorry that I am angry, I used to be not right, I decided that I didn't say it before, I didn't swear, please You forgive me. "The young man was amazed at the chance of parrots, and I haven't come to say anything. The parrot said:" Can I ask what the chicken is wrong? "
6, one day, my heart, I want to buy a bird who will only speaking, I will go to a bird shop. I will see a parrot lying in the cage. One is still hanging. In the cage, just when I want to ask the boss, I saw a paper outside the cage, writing "I don't have a sick", "I don't have injured", "I don't die", "I like this to lying." "So, I think this parrot is full, I bought it home .... I went to worship, teach this parrot every day ....." called Dad "," called Dad "but it's No response, will only sleep every day, after two or three worships are still the same. This can be fired, just throw it into the chicken cage, let go ... ...
7, small X go to the bird city. I found a parrot price of 3 yuan. So he asked the Seller: How is this parrot so cheap? Seller: My parrot is stupid! Mom, I taught it for a long time. I will only say a word until now - "Who?" Xiao X I want to be anyway, so I bought it. In the evening, he thought "I don't believe it!", So Xiao X taught it to say other words overnight. But in the morning, the parrot still only says "who?", So Xiao X is angry, lock the door to work. After a while, I came to check the aqueous table (short Z). Xiao Z, "Hey ..." (knocking on the door) Parrot: Who? Small Z: check the water gauge. Parrot: Who? Small Z: check the water gauge. Parrot: Who? Small Z: check the water gauge. In the evening, Xiao X came back. I saw someone lying on the ground and spit white foam. Small x: ~! Who is this? I heard the house: check the water gauge. 8, the East has recently registered a IMU number, is chatting with a PLMM. Suddenly MM has sent a news to him, ask: "Want the parrot?" Asked the other party. "Think, how much?" The Oriental replied "10,000 yuan." "How is it so expensive ??" Oriental asked. "Because my parrot is very smart!" The other party replied. "How can you prove your parrot very clever?" Orientally asked. "Of course, you think that you are in this half day, which is with you." 9, one person is flying, to the flight attendant, how can I wait, I am annoying, I heard someone to shout behind: "Laozi wants XO ? Always tm, find TM smoking! "I thought: Who is so cattle BI? Looking back, it turned out to be a parrot. I saw the flight attendant to go, said: "Sorry, I will come immediately." Sure enough, I will take the bottle XO, who knows the parrot again: "TNND, you are so old, my TM is what Mine water, find you! "The flight attendant is busy:" Sorry, give you this person: I am afraid that they are afraid of horizontal, so I stand up to rushing at the flight attendant: "My grass, my TM wants mineral When you are brought, let's take me! NND! "The flight attendant said:" Please wait. "For a while, the flight attendant brought a big strong, the flight attendant," it is! " Throw this person out the plane. One side of this person thinks, I am a big man, there is no Parrot face, the more I want to take it. Suddenly I saw the parrot was also thrown down. When the parrot said, "You won't fly, still so cow B?" 10, there is a restaurant door to raise a parrot, every time the guest comes in, " Welcome to "A young lady found this parrot very fun, then come in again, then in turn, the parrot said" Welcome "Miss" Miss ", the parrot is also very polite to say" welcome " ! The lady is interested, repeating it again, this time is impatient, shouting in the Rioma: Boss, come, have a lady in playing your bird!
