Classic bragging computer

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1, my CPU is a capacitor that I uses a capacitor! It's so big ... hahaha!

2, the upstairs is very powerful, pity, I spent a night, I took a small knife with a knife on my hard drive, I want to learn!

3, blow, bragging, do not pay taxes ... I was dismantled with my old-fashioned TV yesterday, and the seven spells turned into a GF4TI4800 graphics card, earned ...

1, my CPU is a capacitor that I uses a capacitor! It's so big ... hahaha!

2, the upstairs is very powerful, pity, I spent a night, I took a small knife with a knife on my hard drive, I want to learn!

3, blow, bragging, do not pay taxes ... I was dismantled with my old-fashioned TV yesterday, and the seven spells turned into a GF4TI4800 graphics card, earned ...

4, what is this, just eat the apple side, suddenly crash, then discover the operating system to become MacOS.

5, yesterday, I have n'thing to do, watching my own monitor, just find a piece of glass, a few horses, and dismantled a radio, assembled a liquid crystal display, and it is useful.

6, I just overclused me 56K cats, as a result, I went online, all the phones of my group were all busy.

7, I said some old things, that is when I just put on college, everyone uses 286, the display is also simple, the hard disk is smaller. I think so, I can't, so I have disassembled a color TV display on the display, which is displayed simply. Even later, the hard drive was small, so I recovered a thousand 5-inch floppy disks, took it all the core, sticking together, so a 1G hard disk came out.

8, I am poor, I can't afford the computer, now I can only change the calculator bought by this 5 yuan to change the computer. The disadvantage is that the screen is small, but the original calculator is solar energy, I preserved this feature. Poor, let's go.

9, everyone is a strong man. I just put the TV remotely added a camera head as a new phone.

10. The post here is too big, and it will be alive each time. It seems that there is not enough memory. Although it is cheap now, I am poor, I only use 128m. I wondered for a long time, I found a good way, I put the memory inserted, oh. The self-test passed, the memory became 821m.

11. I am so hard to catch a mouse this afternoon, and the injection chip makes him a mouse.

12, the Internet is too slow! I found some abandoned wires in the old freenses and did a gigably single-mode light and computer directly! Now 40 episodes of TV dramas have been fixed!

13, spend six dollars bought two doorbells plus three-door board, plugged in one, so good, doorbell turned into wooden speakers, less than 100.

14. Yesterday I took my cat over the frequency. I got up this morning and found that our community is not.

15. A few days ago, I went to the Antarctic to catch only the penguin hard plug into the display, but the penguin often coughed, I doubt a SARS.

16. I saw a beautiful woman, I broke the display, and I got her.

17, I took her out, I was preparing XX. As a result, the virus suddenly seated, she became a male #### shit

18. That day, the Samsung 550s is upgraded into Samsung LCD display. It feels that the dynamic shows that there is a problem, I want to uninstall the reloading discovery without uninstall.

19. People now do CPUs which use soldering iron soldering, they are bonded with thick nose, and they can't do it without rhinitis.

20. The most recent machine is old is a crash, open the chassis, wow *, the heat sink is quickly. So I am in a hurry, and the motor on the old electric fan is uploaded. Power-on, hey, it's really fast, measured the speed, 500,000 rpm / sec. Temperature is zero five degrees. Ha ha. This time you don't have to worry! 23

22, 俺 is the programming, the front of the hard disk space is urged, and it has been composed of Tamrof. EXE, putting 15G hard drives 51g. Unfortunately, it is not available, can't sell money. That source code, six mailboxes.

23, I never use anti-virus software, my network card is placed in vinegar.

24, my office is on the 30th floor. Once a boss saw me working at CS, I picked me out of my color, I was thrown away from the window. I can scare me, I quickly rushed down. It's too late to take the elevator, I have to take the stairs. I ran down and run exhausted, but I still didn't give up. I ran to the first floor and rushed out of the building. Fortunately, when I rushed to, I just fell it, I took it back.

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