Primer
In ancient times, there is a story saying:
Once upon a time, a pair of lazy husband and wife, the male never wash the face, the woman never brush. One day, there was a thief to steal things. I couldn't find any money in the family. I was depressed, I was discovered by the male owner, so I steal the pot. Men chasing. After a while, the male came back, told my wife, "The thief saw me chasing it, turning over, I took a knife on my face. But fortunately, I never wash my face, but my face is full of dirt, hahaha "Wife said," It's okay. Look, I have never brush the pot. He is just the soiled shell! "Hands carry a clear sway pot.
(1) lazy
The story above is satirical, but the revelation you get from it is "lazy people have lazy"
My husband is just such a pair of lazy couples. Husband is actually very handsome, but it is lazy. Every day, the face is not washed and not coming. I don't love brush bowl, especially the most hate brush. Anyway, a word: lazy!
Let me talk about how we are lazy.
These little stories have no order before and after.
(2) beard
One day, I stared at my husband's scraper, and said that "my husband, I think you are very diligent" he asked happily. I said, "You see, your frequency is high than the frequencies of the wash face, this is afraid that other men can do less." My husband wants to think, "I think three days. I scraped a beard, five It is too fast that the genius is too fast. "
(3) Love is clean
My husband saw a love novel, silent for a while, suddenly said "I think, I am afraid it is the most loveless person in the world."
"You?" I shocked "Do you love clean? Don't kids"
Husband: "You see, love the same thing, not necessarily to get it. And the contrary, the more you can't get it, the more you love it,"
I"......"
(6) Parked
One day, I can't see it. I have a big determination, and I am fighting with my husband. It is a whole day to pack the house.
The result is a gratifying. Not only put the ground to see the ground, but there are more than imagined gains: total in the ground to 573 yuan hexagon eight points!
I really don't know, I am scared. We are happy to take this labor fruit to eat mutton, and the guys are stupid when checkout, because more than 70 yuan are all kinds of parallel banknotes below one yuan.
(7) Love
I used my husband to have used the kiss for twenty days.
And from kissing to him, I have lived, but only one day. I ask him why.
He said, in front of twenty days, I used to judge that you are suitable for me. As a result, I think it is okay.
I am embarrassed to say "But after kissing, I should fall in love with the general lovers. Why do you move to my home? Is it ... I feel too cute? Hey?
He said seriously: "This is the case, since it has already been judged, it is still not living. Otherwise I have to date it, watch movies, I have to send you home, more trouble."
I. . . . . . Bite the teeth. . . . . .
(8) Marriage
It's a good understanding, and the feelings have been very good. I am not small. Family and friends reminded marriage. Let's say, wait, no need. In fact, we are afraid of running a wedding banquet too much. Of course, the wedding banquet can not do, the marriage registration should always do it, but also the unit to proceed, but also marriage, do not know how much it is going to run. So tick it.
I came to October 1, two and three. . . . . . (Applable), the day of the unmarried couple gets liberation, the registration procedure is simplified! ! Marriage requires only ID card! So I ran to the Marriage Registration Office when I got off work on the afternoon of October 2. What is recommended by people, and the ceremonies are saved.
In the end, I was married, I used it less than half an hour, spend a total of 9 yuan, ha, it is really gratifying.
Later, my husband got to show off the brothers. "When I spent 9 dollars, I took my wife!"
And I always remind him, "Let's talk about it first, if you divorce, 9 dollars will take you, you are a man."
Husband (urgency): "No, new society, equal, one person four five!"
(9) Buy a house
It is not a matter of renting in the room, so I discuss buy a house. Where is it? My husband's opinion is that it is necessary to have convenient transportation, close to the subway, and must be a loop subway.
"Then see how this is, 15 minutes walk from the subway station"
Husband: "No, he said that it is not good for fifteen minutes."
"How is this? Ten minutes?"
"No, it's too far. Ten minutes, go back to ten minutes, twenty minutes a day, it is wasted. More unfortunately, it is better to use this precious time to sleep."
After countless negation, we finally bought the house living now: slowly walking slowly after the next building, it can also stabilize it to the subway station. Of course, like this city center, traffic is the most convenient place in Beijing, the price is not. But when I think that people who can save at Tiantongyuan will be used to sleep at least two hours, I am satisfied with my husband.
(10) decoration
Although we are so lazy, renovation is no tiger. Because we are deeply understood "Say lazy", "and" who is lazy to the end, who is lazy best "this truth.
The entire decoration design has been to work, be sure to meet our values, that is, lazy.
TV should be placed in the bedroom, because we like lying on the bed, so you don't have to sleep when you are sleeping, you have to sleep.
The wardrobe should be large, take the bed, the big slide door, this is not afraid, just pull the door, 嘿, you can get a big way to pick up the guest (here point to receive guests)
In addition to the kitchen toilet, the balcony must access the water, because it is to pour the flowers, you can't let us take the kettle to the kitchen to go to the water.
Ground laying bricks, including bedrooms, listening to people saying the floor, you have to take the wipe, squat, squat, like a friend, don't tease.
The light is full of double-control switch, that is, when I entered the living room, I opened the living room light at the door. When I entered the bedroom, there was a switch to turn off the living room, so I didn't need to go around the living room. Light; in the same place, when you change your clothes lying on the bed, your bed has a switch to turn off the bedroom lamp, you don't have to guess the boxing to do it.
My husband wanted to raise the fish, so leaving a fish tank position in the living room. People like us (lazy people) are impossible to carry water with the bucket to give the fish, so they have a hole on the wall, directly to the partition bathroom, complete the circulation of the upper water. A open water faucet, the water suddenly flowed into the fish tank, haha, really panic.
(11) visit
I finally decorated, we moved in New Home before New Year's Day. In order to avoid the house will become as chaos as before, I put my friends in the order in one week, please visit. Every day is full, for, and dirty chaos. When a friend came, it was full of praise: "Your house is good."
Me: "嘿嘿"
"House pattern is also good"
Me: "嘿嘿"
"Decoration is also very beautiful"
Me: "嘿嘿 嘿"
"However, you have a little bit messy"
I: "Hey ... Hey!"
(12) Attack
All related friends have visited, I am relieved, the task is completed. I will never let them step into my house half! - (, it is not to have a hatred with them, mainly based on my understanding of my husband and myself, deeply know what the new house will change soon.)
After a week, a friend of my husband came to take the same thing. After I entered the door, I stayed at once, and I was squeezed in a half-day: "This ... how is it ... I was hit by the mountain monkey? "
Later, my husband thought of this sentence, I laughed: "I hit by the mountain monkey? Haha, I like this rhetoric !!"
. . . . . . How can I not feel so funny?
(13) Education
One day, my husband didn't get up very late, and the original plan was disrupted. Asked her mom agriculture: "You said, how can I be so lazy?"
Her Mom said: "It doesn't matter. In fact, there are many great people too lazy."
Husband: "Oh?" (I feel a hopes in my heart)
"Yeah, they are also like you, often struggle with sleep. Just, they win in the struggle, and you lose."
Husband: "... Oh."
(14) retirement
My husband often wants to retire.
what? age? He 28 this year.
However, age is not a problem. The key is the psychological age.
I often say that although he looks like twenty, you can have a psychological age of eight0. It is the kind of no desire, no life, don't want to fight, don't want to fight.
Just want to retire.
For his retirement plan, he has been for a long time. It is not practical to expect the country or expect to pension insurance, and we must pay yourself. Investing or doing business is risky, saying that you can't keep it. It is best to earn some money in these years, buy five sets of houses, rent it out, rent 1500 yuan per set, a total of 7500 yuan, enough for us to eat and drink, do not dry, rented the landlord.
Yes, Not Bad. Unfortunately, for the retirement plan for these five houses, it is still struggling.
(15) Nursing home
There is a companion to visit a nursing home.
The nursing home is in the green water, the front house is the garden. The house is a standard room, which is still bigger than the room in the hotel. There is air conditioning, you can take a bath, there is a free billiard, fitness equipment, song and dance hall, etc. 800 yuan / month / person, package to eat. I said, this place is good, I don't have to look at the grandson for two years. I will live here with your custody. How is the environment. "
I have listened, and I am bright in front of my eyes. Going home and said: "800 pension in January, two people 1500, someone gave meals were washed, and they didn't have to do it."
Husband said, "It's good, wait for the old, I also live."
I knocked on his head: "Dead brains, don't you wait for the old people again. 咱 现在 住, 咱 房, 出 一 一 一, Don't worry, you can still have 1500 zero spending, now you can retire. "Husband (holding me, excited ing):" ... You are too smart !! Good, I will not go to work tomorrow. "
the next day. . . Sure enough, I was sleeping all day after home. This is not effective. . .
(16) External encounter
I asked her husband: "You are so handsome, I am too lazy to consider you. You will not be carrying me in the future?"
"will not."
"So sure?"
"I am too lazy, there is anything that is not as good as sleeping."
It seems lazy and lazy benefits.
(17) Advantages
Husband asked me: "I am so lazy, will you give you abandon me again?"
"No, you have a lot of advantages, I feel very cute."
"Yes, do you talk about where?"
"Well, you have a handsome man, there is a vision, optimistic and cheerful, tolerance, understand life, pets, you have love, love to play games, you have a young heart, love to sleep is your way."
Husband: "Is it, I have so many advantages." (Satisfaction)
"Of course, your biggest advantage is that I will take a lot of money every month."
"Oh. What if I don't make money?"
"That ..." I re-examined her husband. I tried to think about his poor and egg: "You are not serious, not calm, you know the hidden face, do not work, hop, you can do daytime, hey, Receive a woman with a face. I, I am bigger! "
"Oh," if the husband said, "It seems that it is also a capital."
(18) Trust
One day I was lying in bed reading, and my husband came back and shouted: "Dear, come to help."
When I heard it, I didn't make my head in the nest. Husband came in to see the quilt drum, said "Hey, come out"
I hurriedly said: "I am not there."
"Hey, I have seen you."
I explained: "You are not me. I have said that I am not, why don't you believe me?"
My husband didn't want to back to my wife's untrustworthy, I said that I said that I said: "I am really not. Well, then I have to eat well!"
Ok? Is it delicious? I heard it, secretly drilled out in the nest. Waiting until the husband has done things from the kitchen, I am looking at the genger to eat, asking if you are surprised: "Hey, don't you say that you are not there?"
"Yes, I just won't be ah." I replied while eating, "I am not only coming back."
Conclude
Write these, you are the trivial things in life, just words. You may not believe that there is such a lazy family, but it is very unfortunate, these are truly happening in our home. Ugh
However, I have always feel that I have been with my husband.
This kind of house is not to be neatly comfortable;
And the home is not hard to maintain.
I hope everyone can be like us, lazy and happiness. . . . . .
----------------------------------------------Sometimes I I hope that I can fly, I can plug in a pair of white wings, fly to the country that is happy, there is no harm, I can hear the sound of the breeze, you can dance with the birds, picnic with the fox ...
In this waste-like world, I only got eternal life in a confused and dirty copper odor. . .
