Have this, love is not believed! Why do you say your mother? Why is it your mother, not your dad? They are all producers, and the gap between the people is so big. This is to be traced back to the Warring States Period, Yan State has a guy called Qin Danyang, which is scared to the urine pants when he is stab. His violence tends to be related to him from a small father. Since there is no father, this means that his mother does not have a fixed partner, often to change the bed. This has always made Qin Dance Yang very depressed. Magnivom has a second biye, which is a second dog, which is not excited. Every time there is a strange man to Qin Dance Yang, the second dog will say: Oh, your mother is coming! Wow! So Qin Dance must be a slap in the two dog faces. As the number of times increases, this has gradually become a mechanical movement. Whenever the two dogs begin to say: Oh, your mother ..., say this, Qin Dance Yang has already A slap in two dogs. Later, everyone found that the two dogs said that your mother can always irritate Qin Qiyang, so everyone starts with your mother to anger him. Time is long, everyone has developed a habit, but someone said to you, you have to prepare a slap in his face, even if you don't know why you are angry, anyway, everyone thinks It is the case, there is nothing to think about why, this is also a social norm. Finally, I want to talk about Tianjin people, they generally speak leisurely, shot quickly. I often say that you said your mother ..., two words exported, I have already opened it on my face, so they are more concise, and then modern, as long as your mother is two words. Why is it called the chicken and duck why everyone said that the prostitute is a chicken, the legend of the Song Dynasty, Li Shi, who is doing a prostitute, and often noisy in the middle of the night. The brothel small girls are very disgraceful, and they will be bigger, why Miss Teacher is still going to be. Uncle angry: she still have a bird (ancient Diao sound). The small door childrens, so he was called Li Shishi as a bird! Everyone wrote a written chicken. As for the duck's allusions, it originates from the Tang Dynasty. After Tian Wu, I was fortunate to Zhang Changzong, Zhang Yizhi brothers, after a night cloud rain, and then cool, 曰: Qing and so on, the world is also (the bird sound is the same)! And confused in Zhangfu, there are five big words: Two world of Birds! Then there will be no glasses, so many people will look becomes a duck word. Later, it is a man who is sleeping into a duck! Why do everyone call the dislulse to call the ugly woman now as a dinosaur, what is the title? The information was checked down and later understood. This is called from the Three Kingdoms period, Zhuge Liang said, Mr. Wolong, Wolong? Who is lit together with Zhuge? His wife, the entire Jihe's famous ugly ugly. So the dragon refers to the wife of the wife, Hu Yueying, but also because Zhuge Liang is also called Kong Ming, so everyone is honored as Kong Long. Later, I was confirmed, and everyone was a ugly woman called Kong Dragon. As for the later, why evolved to the dinosaur, this is mainly whimsy to spell the input method, the dinosaur is the phrase, and Kong Long is not. Everyone is coming to Irrigation, not to correct the wrong word. Why did the tiger are the kings of the beast say that the tiger is the king of the beast, there is a king word on the forehead. Actually, this king word is later added, and there is no king word on the head of the elder tiger. A long time ago, the forest opened a meeting, and the animals had to select a king of a hundred beasts. Everyone wants, the elephant said: I want to be the king of the beast, because I have a high strength. The underwater animals have begun. (Go down the waves, go on the wave.
The monkey also jumped out: I want to be the king of the beast, because I have the most wisdom. The underneath animals have begun to start. (Going down the waves, going to the wave.) Many animals want to be a king, what will sing, will be caught, all have been awkward. Finally, the tiger came to the stage, said to many animals: I want to be the king of the beast, because I have the most money. The animals are strange: Do you have the most money? Where is your money? Tiger said: My money is all put on my little honey. To finish your hand, everyone look, everyone look, oh, money leopard. There is no Mongolian, really have money. So the next applause. (The animals have sigh: doing money, it is good! Since then, they have "cooking" this activity. The sad thing is that it is a woman at that time, "cooking" is a woman. Maybe a woman always feels that men's grilled things are not good, and they will have a big bag. As a result, this package has been packaged for 500,000 years. Later, I had a friend to get married. He summed up. The first day after marriage is very important. If you have a meal, it may be he (she) has been doing it. Experience! 7,000 years ago in a small place called "Hamu", female first got the dominant status. Since the population was rare, the child became the first need of people, and this technology was unique to the woman, and the man can only gain a helpful role, plus the woman is careful, good at picking fruit, but there is no patience Men, picking fruits often don't eat themselves, so no matter whether it is material civilization or spiritual civilization, women have achieved absolute rule. But later, things have changed, and women gradually discovered that men hooked back more than fruits, and the skirts made with the beastin were more good than using leaves, so they encourage men to hunt more. So, men used hunting to live, and took the rule from the woman's hand. Because greed and vanity, women lose their power, this is a blood lesson! Since then, I have entered the father's society. In another place called "Dawenkou", the man is, mainly hunting; the woman's main, mainly bringing a child. But the man is so disgusting and lazy, they actually put the wild boar, and the wild chicken, what is the homes, the name "to prepare for the time", in fact, it is the work of "outside", also It became a "inner" work and lazy stealing home. This makes women more realize that "men have no good things" (this truth has continued to today, almost every movie or TV series, the heroine will tell the teeth: "Men not have a good thing.") After many years, a woman named Tao Jingying sang "Ten men seven stupid, eight stay, nine bad". In the long male society, women evolved the footsteps still have to be hard but firm. During the Shang Dynasty, he was the most famous woman in the dynasty, and it was the source of "red dismissions". Through a three-way novel "Feng Shen Romance", we have seen this woman envy, no, it is a despised life. "The man will conquer the woman through the conquering the world, and women will conquer the world through conquest men." The most sad thing during the Spring and Autumn Period is the neighbor with another one of the best. Dong Shi girl is such an unlucky child.
The village is like a famous big man Xi Shi, which is not a header than the head, and the end is not the end. But the people of love, the people of Dong Shi, have a good school, actively moving toward Xi Shi girl, everywhere to see Xi Shi, but there is so boring person, ridicule, Dong Shi girl, put a The love of beauty is in the cradle. If Dong Shi girl is set to become "Amei Model", it is not South Korea, which is China. It's better to Dong Shi girl! During the Spring and Autumn Period, the most depressed woman in this year was the woman sitting in Liu Huihui. Shi Book: "Liu Yueji Guo Gate, there is a woman to live, fear it, sitting, sitting, is not chaos." Later, there was a good thing to wear a high hat, praise it. "I am not chaotic, then there is a better thing to analyze the investigation, Liu Xianhui is not a problem with sexual orientation is physiological problems. I understand that people will think so, I don't understand how to have ugly, so you said that this woman has More depressed. For a woman, when the orphans are alone in the room, you have an attempt, nature is a crime. If you don't have a good idea for her, it is a bigger crime. There is a beautiful girl in the Warring States Period, and it has been a lot of age, so there is a lot of "a family of female people", and there is a lot of joy, let the girl will pick up the feelings of the eyes. So the mother asked: "Girl, who do you see in the end?" The girl said: "Zhang Gongzi in the east of this village is very good, I want to go to his house during the day, Li Gongzi in the village. Long, I want to go to his house to sleep at night. "Although it was amazing, it caused the condemnation of public opinion, and rose to the theoretical height of" Qin Qin Chu ", but she made a question about the society - since the rich man Can three wives and four sorrows, beautiful women can not be three pets? The first very simplely puts forward a wife and Dufu, adding a brick on the road to the pursuit of a beautiful life, adding a tile. As for this ideal of women, I can't know when I can realize it, because men have now been deprived of this preferential policy, of course, will stubbornly obstruct women to get it. The happiest woman during the Warring States Period: This year, a news was circulated. Said a Henan man to buy shoes to his wife, don't know if you use a ruler, use two hands, then you have been holding, from home to shoes, you can't put it, you can't let go of your shoes. . This is a joke that is like a joke and has invented a new noun for "Zheng Ren Buy". Perhaps, this person's wife will become the happiest woman in this year: I have a small dish for her husband at home, and her husband has turned over the mountains, swayed through the small river. Walking on the way to the town, although he holds her feet forward, it is a bit stupid, but stupid is so cute. This is the most romantic thing that this woman can imagine. If they are old, they will be lying together in the rocking chair, and this woman will tell this silly chat again. In the Qin Dynasty, Qin Shihuang began to repair the Great Wall. The most sensational thing in this year is Meng Jiangni crying in the Great Wall. In this year, Meng Jiangni took a new dress to her husband, I came to the Great Wall site in a thousand miles, and I saw a hit, my husband was buried in the rubble, and it became a none of the loess. At that time, Meng Jiang female couldn't stand it. When a tears, I cried in the Great Wall.
Although this Great Wall has a suspicion of tofu project, the power of this woman is still visible, and women recognize in the evolutionary process, in the sorrow of the male power: hard work, it will come soft, for example Tears are very good weapons. At the time of the 21st century, in the 21st century, the woman's tears were still powerful: my girlfriend said that her female colleague's fingers, how beautiful, how dazzling, let her envy the eyes contain tears. But the tears of your girlfriend attack, I had to bite it. Meng Jiang female cryeded the Great Wall, my girlfriend cried my wallet. Early Western Han Du Wei and Yu Ji were the most famous women at the time. One is famous for killing others (for example, making people adults), one named self-killing (Wujiang self-sufficiency), and marries to the famous man (Liu Bang and Xiang Yu), but "the same time", the woman in evolution is like this. A topic: How to choose a man. This problem is still not conclusive until now. However, from these two women, women can get a little revelation: Selection men are like picking stocks, buy low do not buy high. Lu Wei married him in Liu Bang, although he was just a small villager, but Lu Wei saw this man's development prospects, it is a grade performance, and when Yu Ji married Xiang Yu, it is already his beautiful scenery. At the time, I can say that Yu Ji bought him when the stock was most expensive, and the consequences would like to know, and later, ST was later, and then stopped. Sometimes men are like a falling dog. If you take him home at this time, take a shower, give him a shower, he will remember that you are good for a lifetime. The boy who looks like a gray face now is that it will bring you a happy Lang Jun in the future. Women in the Western Han Dynasty always thought that they were playing new tricks. For example, the female college students took their own "photo collection" to find a job, thinking that this is very fashionable, in fact, Wang Zhaojun has used it for thousands of years. She is looking for a painter to hand down her shadow, it may be not enough to do it, let people have a "wounded tears" under the eyes, and finally I have to get an international marriage, now I don't have different, don't Say that there is no such thing, it is, use the computer to repair, everything is OK. Women always consciously use their own beauty (if she is there), even her other skills have already been more than enough. During the Tang "Victory", Li Shimin, this emperor, I was bored, I would like to be a child, for example, a few little wife gave a family of housing. Hummour was bitterly working to Li Shimin, afraid of being fried by him (at that time, people still didn't eat squid, so with cucumber), I had to bring them home. Tang Dynasty has no TV live broadcast, Li Shimin wants to see the lively, but also personally run a house. Sure enough, the wife of Housing is very big, resolutely opposed, and in front of the leadership, no matter whether he is Li Shimin or Zhang Shimin, yelling, the evil, a wife, the first voice, the pneumatic mountain river Since then, since the world, Hao Su Dongpo wrote "Good Hedong Lion!" Although people have aware of highness, I love Huangshi and this, but Millennium Actor, Cecilia Chaog, Comrade Zhang Becai and Gu Tianle Comrade "My family has a river Dongshi", thoroughly distinguishing the snow.
Wu Zetian, a woman who is recognized as a success, as for her success, now in arguing, the first one is not still discussing "Do you better marry well"? This is also the most confused problem of women. In fact, from Wusi Tian, we can roughly marry, dry by good to the bad to make such an arrangement combination: marry is good; marry is not good; marry Not doing well; it is not good to marry. Wu Zetian belongs to the first one, married an emperor, and it is also very important, so gives you positive women set a model. Ask the 18-year-old little girl, what is the most envious of Wu Zi, what is the little girl, "Of course, it is time to choose a male pet. You can pick a melancholy, you can choose the melancholy, handsome Liu Dehua, cool Nicholas Tse ..." I joked the mouth Said: "Tang Dynasty and Iran (Persian) are close." The cousin is awkward: "God, you can also pick a foreign handsome guy!" Hey, in fact, a woman is also very colored. On the weekend, Shangguan, China's first female secretary. The female secretary is diligent, the future is like a bright future, but it is bad to make her personal feelings and secretary work. From the perspective of wild history (such as TV series "Daming Palace Word"), Shangguan Er in love with the male pet of Wu Zetian, this is a taboo of the female secretary. Sure enough, Wu Zetian took me to her. So, I have the highest tenet of the female secretary industry: if you want to be a successful secretary, you must distinguish between private feelings and work. However, the actual situation seems to be noteded by the woman, the male leaders always intentionally unintentionally destroyed this rule, this is not, the first time, Sichuan Province regulates, the male leaders must not be equipped with a female secretary. They are all caused by men, but in the end, they rely on women to solve, women compatriots, remember. It is not necessary to continue, OL (office love) is not. Yang Guifei in the Dangdang Dynasty. She can say that we are the first more influential popers in China, and the status is similar to now Domestic Faye Wong, Japan Hamasaki, Europe and the United States is sweet, leading the Tang Dynasty's various makeup trends: due to Tubo costumes, makeup The influence, "啼", "tears", and this is the head of Yang Guifei. As the name suggestion, it is the same as crying, and I called "Love". This makeup not only has no beautiful sense, but also gives a weird feeling. It is the ex an avant-garde with the present. It is like Wang Fei's topic "sunburn makeup". As a pop pioneer, Yang Guifei is also very competent. It has made a variety of new tricks to make "fans" (then calling love people) are like learning, such as light a eyebrows, she has done "鸳鸯, small hill eyebrows, Five eyebrows, three peaks, gallop, moonbrows, divide the eyebrows, hit hook, smoking, smoking, rushing eyebrows ", etc., there is no fashion magazine, if there is any words, it is not all Turn around her eyebrows. On the book, Tang Minghuang will give Yang Guifei's sister's lipid powder, which is high! It seems that Yang Guifei is also the first practitioner of "Women's Economy". More than a thousand years later, women carryed the "Women's Economy", and the world's top 500 companies, giving a woman to the woman's face. Love is beautiful, a habit of women can't change to any time. The Emperor Ming Dynasty was a big horses. The horse is the original match of Zhu Yuanzhang, and it is a slap in the queen. The emperor of this monk, although a lot of shortcomings, but he seems to have a biggest advantage, it is good at discovering the advantages of others, such as the big feet of the horse, in a foot, that is a healthy beauty. "It is not lacking in the world, lacking is to discover beauty eyes." This is the biggest summary of Zhu Yuanzhang.
