A major student was arrested by the enemy. The enemy tied him on the pole, and then asked him: said, where are you? Don't say it, you will die! The university came back to the enemy, and the result was died, he said: I am a big!
You are linning in the theater, you have four positions, others call you, you only don't move in two. The security guard said: "If you hate ~ Brother, which road? You bite your teeth: The upstairs is falling!
Patient: I have insomnia. Doctor: These pills, red let you dream Dehua; white dreams to Allen; green dreams to Run, the patient; then I will take it? Doctor: Then you can see Guolong.
When a monkey eats flowers, you must first put it into your ass again. Explain about this administrator: Some people have feeding it, and the peach nucleus can not come out, the monkey is scared, and now it must be eaten again.
The small two quarrels, threw a pillow from the top floor, just a way to pass, very happy; a moment and quilt fly, 乞丐. So I shouted my tears: my brother, the way is good, throw the woman, it!
