World No thief classic line IT version

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Dell: "The people are scattered, the team is not good!"

IBM: "I am most annoying that you have a lot of money, there is no technical content!"

HP: "The truth tells you, HP is very angry, the consequences are very serious!"

Intel: "Have you got me?" AMD: "I want to try"

IT industry: "What is the most expensive in the 21st century? ---- Talent!

Lenovo (after acquiring IBM): "I know my person is my heart, I don't know what I am.

Microsoft (D): "Hard work, little ghost

Oracle (to Renke): "I will be in the moon, Nai Yueyue

Photo ditch!

Windows users (for M $): "We want security, responsibility

Time! Understand! "

Hacker: IP, IC, IQ card, Tell me the password!

State-owned Assets Supervision (for telecom operation enterprises): organized, no discipline!

Telecommunications company: serious point, serious point, do not laugh, we here

Robbery!

China Mobile: Hit ............ ................

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