Campus humor collection
Firefly is detained because of a rogue, firefly is not affected: Who is discharged? Who is bare? Who is exposed? The toilet is black still not a lightning?
The New York, a robbers in New York, said a famous saying: "Tongxong is not allowed, the money is the country, life
my own!"
An electrician walks into the operating room, saying that a hanging patient wearing an oxygen hood: Hey! You listen, take a deep breath, I need to stop 5 minutes!
One night, a naked man called a taxi, the female driver did not turn his eyes and stared at him, naked man was angry, shouted: Your mother has never seen a naked man! The female driver is also anger: I see where your mother saves!
There is a patient to sing on the bed and start singing, after a while. The dean confuses, asking the reason, he replied: Stupid, just a plane, now B, now!
One day, lion and dog bear in the orchard DB. . A few days later, the tree near the lion DB is like a beef bear DB. So the bear said that the sentence contains philosophy: lion is better than the bear! ~!
Confidential file
Name: Dong Dongrui
Nickname: four tiger
Death cause: gunpowder explosion
Cause: Even the long says that there is a glue, and you can stick it with a single hand.
Winning the end: Even long, I x your mother, there are both sides!
I don't just say that I don't want to play for life. I have to pay attention to my body. But you always say deeply: Don't take a few dung in the sky, what do I eat in winter? !
A group of thieves grabbed bank was photographed. The little thief said: Big Brother, the movie dream is finally round! Boss angered: idiot! You use your own mind, bring your mask, who knows which wrist.
Cao Cao: How many people in our way is it quickly?
Jiang Gan: There are only so many people who are in the Qinghua!
Cao Cao: Haha, there is no road to the sky, we can play a battle, then go to explore!
Jiang Gan: Oh, the main public is not good, I am only a clear mm in the horse!
Cao Cao (falling): I am afraid of me, it seems that it can only be north to return, and then go to explore!
Jiang Gan (for a while, do it back to Fu Cao's pain): 555 ......
Cao Cao: How?
Jiang Gan (swallowed): Lord, our soldier horse only clear PPMM (it is beautiful MM's meaning) so much!
Cao Cao (Yang Tian's sigh, hurting is unhappy): Hey, this is coming, we have died in the whole army ...
University Four-Years's "Trophy" display: (c_chairman)
(1) One, the bottom of the spinach soup, has been white, swelling, such as a small finger;
(2) A ladybug, a seven stars, I have done it carefully;
(3) a strawberry (good thing), but I don't know why it will appear in the bean bag;
(4) Playing the meat, see a big piece of meat in the vegetables (the size of the mouse, the people are envious), and I turned over, it is half a pig, it is still a long black hair! ! ! (5) Baozi, the first mouth has not been caught, the second mouth has already bitten;
(6) Tofu, after the first time I have eaten, I always went to the cafeteria to steal a few pieces of the plate brick before.
(7) Other: Parming can take a shower, rice can fight birds, steamed buns to Taiwan ...
Summary: Canteen is a place that can always bring us surprises: Today, you think that you have a food in the world, you can get tomorrow, you can always find yourself.
My intention is a beautiful beauty, and one day will she ride a fired dinosaur to marry me, but I saw her ride, but I didn't see its owner ...
One brother is depressed: "TMD, I was refused to be MM!"
Another saying: "You are so good, when I was refused, my sisters who were MM said to me." The buddies next to me said: "You are so lucky, the news I was refused to pass through the female bedroom Boys 'bedroom, then tell me again. "The last one said:" Ah, the news I have been refused is to see the "Top Ten' s" Top Ten "in our school !!"
When class, two boys: A: "I curse you the girlfriend in the future is a big!" B: "I curse your girlfriend is our class !!!"
Big 1: I found that there is a strife, and the whole bowl is fell;
Big Two: I found that there is a strife, pick it out to continue to eat;
At 4:00: I found that there is no insect, protest, and there is no worm to eat!
When studying research: I found a kind of insect, sighed, so that it is too single;
Reading Bo: I found that there is only a worm, feeling, the school's food is improved ...
God, there are 6 "Xiaoqiang" in 4 or two rice! ! !
I will still have a long-awaited angry, I can't stop my heart, I am angry to the meal window, and I will redish the iron meal box of the eight two to the window sill. At present, the noisy canteen Quiet, Liu Shifu, who is watching for a thousand pairs, does not change the color, do not jump, calmly put my lunch box out: "I have said, I will set up 7 cockroaches. I can change the bean bag. "Everyone turned ...
Professional Class Examination Last Question: Who do you think the most influential physicist? I wrote "Newton". As a result, the whole class is only alone. It turned out that everyone wrote the name of the tutor ... Operation, what is the world!
Yesterday morning, I watched the scenery on the balcony, I found a beautiful girl in the face of the girl's dormitory to waving my hand, I also waved her; then she ran to another window and waved with me, I also follow her Wat again; later she left again, and when I waved my hand, I will react when I am playing again. It turns out that she is wiped the window ...
MM is looking for Tsinghua University, unnecessary. Fortunately, I met a professor of a few kinds of books. "Excuse me, how can I go to Tsinghua University?" The professor thought for a while, and he worked with a long way: "Reading, only constantly studying, you can go to Tsinghua University." Tsinghua a student took a broken bottle every day. Looking at the dog bear in the corner of the zoo, his mother went to the hospital asking the child whether there is a problem, the doctor said that he is going to be sick, be sure to know him from understanding him. So the doctor also took a jar with him with a jar every day, and the two did not speak for a month. Finally, he said to speak: "Do you ask you ... Do you also prepare a sulfuric acid sulfate?"
The only girl in the department came to see the basketball game. Suddenly, the mm skirt was blown by the wind, the outer school boys shouted: "God, spring out!" The boy is in the hands of the face: "Please, is a hometown!"
I also saw it on that day: When a man married, I swear to God in my own marriage, and I will not be married.
I was derailed, he found that there was no retribution after a few days, and it was forgotten. Until one day, he sat in a snowstorm. He suddenly realized that this is God's punishment, so he quickly prayed: request to see him in other innocent people. At this time, I only listen to a low voice from the sky: you think that I am idle these years. I am easy for me to make this boat.
