Monkey Year of the Moon Day
Today's sunny.
Our four are walking on the road. I am unprecedented to pull some sponsorship in the belly.
Shortly after Goku, I came to a mm far away. Sirna is light, Xiaoyuyu. Oh, becomes true ... What? Why is you using a "change" word?嗐, you think I don't know, the MM is known "Bone Bone", Latin Bai Gu,, is a "bone feeling is the beauty" concept of fanatics. Life is not limited, hunger strike is more than enough. Oh, sorry, it is "diet". Two days of chewing too much green arrow, the tongue is a bit cramping.
Later, because of the diet, I got the anorexia of Cartéte, and the ear offered, and the year was 18 years old. When you die, you lose 38 kg. Therefore, the honorary title of "Bai Bone" is obtained ... huh, huh, don't applaud under the platform, although I am very enlighten, you praise me, I will still embarrassed.
After the mm is dead, it is not known. I met today, it was here, but why is she becomes a plump girl? That wavy, at least 75C, seeing my mouth. Is it a taste?
If you have a look, ask you, how can you take a clear person and demon? This is to be attributed to the secret weapon that I secretly secretly brought from the country of Husband - Panasonic SB3-type infrared perspective camera. Just take this baby, you can see your money through your bag, see you through your clothes ... 嘿 ...
With it, don't say it is a human and demon, that is, the demon can also see the transparent ...
I also said that it is good, this baby is good, it is not very good - "Panasonic", let's send it, and which woman likes you? There is also the "Microsoft" of the flower flag, and "micro" is "soft", I don't have to use their products anyway. As for our Datang's "Lenovo" card, it is even more inferior, only "think" ...
In order to rush away, I have all the batteries used by the camera "Hitachi" ...
It's far away, the most important thing is the mm. I put the smear into the swallow, go forward: "Beauty, how can someone? Do you want to bring you to foam the dragon?" "Handsome guy, okay, you have a shape, two younger brother What is the shape of such cool, play cosplay? "
Eight Rings saw a beautiful eyebrow, a spirit, go to: "Miss, let's go. I just watched the map, turning over the mountain, there is a village, there is a Nanmang palace electronic game hall, inside There is a bubble dragon. It can be fun! You can play it twice again, play twice, think three times ... "
Mom, it's not Chen Pus's mutton string, eight rings true to Luo. I really don't understand why I always say that I am, in fact, a famous teacher, the Yangtze River, the waves, the waves ...
Only by understanding the net, this old kid, white lesser is so thick appearance, there is colorful heart, no matter what he.
I reached out and wanted to put MM to my Baolong Ma. Imagine, green mountains, I will take a white horse with MM, share the spring breeze, the gongs, and save the square, what is it comfortable, why, etc., Go, Wu. He didn't say that he was a stick against MM ... MM suddenly became a bone. "Master!"
Shit! The dream has not been awakened yet. Why don't you know that she is a monster, but in this wilderness, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where can you find a woman? There is a ghost to talk about nothing, this death is under the peony flower, and it is also a ghost. As the saying goes, I don't see a woman in three months. I have seen the sow and I feel eyebrow. Master, I am also people ... forget it! These words cannot be said to this unsea-free monkey, he is bullied in the stone seam, only knows to fight and kill, how to know these wind and snow,, custom, in the end ... But In front of it, you still have to keep the leader. Sun Wukong comrade has no leadership, there is no organizational discipline, do not stick to collective leaders, but pursue individual hero ... In short, I decided to punish him, so I sang famous "only you ..."
Wukong suddenly turned powerful, and was rolled by me. This is the legendary "tightening".
......
After tossing, Wukong is really supported, write down the review, and guarantees the future "Call, come to fight, the war is better; do not hit the leader, no point, Gand, take a screw on the road ... ".
I stopped my sorghum. Monkey Year of the Moon
rain again. A mud.
I became a falling chicken. The back is followed by a soup pig and a falling soup monkey.
"Aron", I persuaded Baolong Ma, "to change the car, Buick, Audi, the most unjustible also changed, at least we don't have to rain."
"Yeah, it is, it is more rain, you will get gonorrhea." Eight Rings attached to the side.
"Boss, not, I don't want, Tianjie just got down the red head file, to be a lot of violent winds. The deputy level can be equipped with a trolley. I have been waiting for this gust." Bailong Ma said that there is no reason.
So, I had to continue to be my prince of my white horse.
Monkey Year of Moon 21
The rumors of opening mobile phone services that were boiled in the sky were finally confirmed. Today, I received "Jade Emperor" issued this year, as follows:
Fengtian, Yu Emperor:
In order to improve the quality of life, improve the material civilization and spiritual civilization level of the whole people, the Tianjie decided to create "Datang Mobile Communications Co., Ltd." and franchise GSM mobile phone.
In order to introduce competition mechanism, Comrade Comrade, the original Shuozuki Huamen, the chairman and general manager, create "Unicom Mobile Communications Co., Ltd.", franchise CDMA system.
Advent
"Yu Diyi Yei Yei Years!"
After we thank you, we started to stand.
Me: "I like the mobile phone, the radiation of CDMA is small, will not affect my soft white skin ..."
Wukong: "Yes, CDMA has no interference to precision instruments, and will not affect my fire-eyed gold eye system."
Eight Rings: "I think 'Datang Mobile' is good. I want to go to the online bubble MM, participate in all kinds of dating conferences, you have to register for your mobile phone, 'Datang Mobile' is better for this. If you don't even pass, you are bored. This is not good, that is not. "
Sassoon: "Yes! Send a text message is also the 'Datang Mobile' cheap, its 'Pick-in Top' Package, send 460 SMS, just 30 people in one month!"
Finally, we decided to send a mobile phone from the Tianjie Express, although it is expensive, but no fakes. Unlike these everything, there are too many parallel fakes. Every time I have made Wukong to identify and have been quasi-to-peek (learning "acute eyelid hydrazine"), it is said that he has peeked over the wall, a village. Bathing. Now you need to make your eyes more rest. I ordered a "Nangobi Duck" mobile phone, the old name, the sexual desire, the price is cheap, we have been using it. Eight Rings bought a "horse wagon puller", and it is a brand name, and the earth is known. Sand is a "thirteen star", high-grab. The most cattle b is Wukong, "expresses", its slogan is "Bouvet mobile phone - the battle chicken in the thin chicken!" Monkey Year Moon Twenty-six white
at night. Under the candlelight, we have a mountain. I: "Goku, I recently see you learning English?"
Wukong: "Yes, master, learn English is the future trend. In the fierce competition in the future, everything must compete, more certificates. You don't know, I heard that last month, in order to fill the cause The vacancies produced by the cherry small measant, should be hired in the next 弼 马 温, actually there have been more than 200 candidates, line up from Nantian Gate to Xi'anmen. The light is when the Bull is queued, one night Can earn 200 two. 200 two, master! How many bodies are bought? How many times, how many times, how many times, how many times ... "
I: "cough, cough, only ..."
Wukong: "Okay, I don't say it."
Eight Rings: "Rely, what bird officials are all compete. I thought that when I was a 'Tianbun Marshal', no one was fighting with me."
Shaoxia: "It is said to be because of the relationship between college students' expansion, now there are many talents, many porridge, fierce competition ..."
Wu Emperor: "Yu Emily also made a 'Tianjie Civil Service Exam, to have the above officials to take the exam, but it is necessary to launch. Only the test, there is a department is English, how do you not know?"
Yes, these two days of "Flower Bono" just arrived, I watched the one, I didn't take care of these bad things.
I: "But we basically I've been basically it, I don't recognize it. Indisale I understand, I still have a netizen in Tianzhu, her net name is 'sad Indian Ocean' ..."
Sahas: "The master teaches us, we will only have you in the four words,"
I thought, in fact, Longzi is a "mousse", and it is also a foreign language ... Wukong: "Well, cough, cough, today, Mr. Sun came to give you the first lesson. First come to teach Your basic greetings. Come, read with me, how are you ... "
I, Eight Rings, Shatu: "How are you ..."
Wukong: "Do you know what this sentence mean?"
I, Eight Rings, Sand: "Don't know."
Wukong: "Eight Rings, don't you just bubble a Western MM called 'come to the driver'? It should be a bit English foundation? What does it mean?"
Sandy smear said: "I know, how is a fashion magazine, 16 languages, once a month, MM model Diao is Diao ..."
Wukong took out the golden hoop ...
Eight Rings is proud, the fellows of the belly are shaking: "How is' '' ''
Wukong: "Pig students answer very well. That is?" Eight Rings: "Are is 'is'."
Wukong: "Very good. What about you?"
Eight quartes: "You is 'you'."
Goku (doing a good tract: "So how is how is you mean ...?"
Eight quartes: "How is you!"
I, Eight Rings, Shatu: "Oh, it turns out ..."
Wukong: "Okay, I will teach you again, how old are you? You have to learn to give an anti-three, integrate through, Shashi, you answer."
Sassoon: "..."
Wukong: "Speak, why don't you talk, will not be awkward!"
Sandy: "Oh."
Wukong: "..."
Me: "Eight Rings, or for you. We are in three, you are still in English."
Eight Rings: "Old is the meaning of 'old', so the meaning of this sentence should be ... 'What is you old!'"
Wukong: "Yeah! Yes!"
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Today is a great harvest. Learn English. I think it is good, I will go to the braided housing massage. If I hit the eight race, I can say to him 'how are you? '... "Monkey Year of the Year of the Moon
Wukong told us that he was going to accompany him to golf.
Wukong: "Let's walk around, the prosperity of the prosperity, walk around the three fans. The Japanese, Koreans and Chinese."
Three people came to us, giving them a gift.
The Japanese asked: "I would like to come to the Buddha, when can Japan get the World Cup Football Championship?"
As come: "After 50 years later."
The Japanese cried: "I can't see it ..."
Koreans asked: "May I ask the Buddha, when can South Korea win a great cup?"
As come: "After a hundred years later."
Korean fans cried: "My son can't see it ..."
The Chinese fans who have been shrunk behind are finally courageous: "When can the Chinese men's football team can enter the World Cup final?"
I cried: "I can't see it ..." Monkey Year of the month
I have passed the Internet today, Wukong pulls us in playing in playing CS. This is a kind of online battle game, currently quite popular. We are all divided into two groups. I and I have chosen "Xian", Wukong and Eight Rings are "demon", the map is "bloody high and old".
TNND, Wukong is too long, even burst me 108 times, while blasting, he is ok: "Hey, use the golden hoop ... Hao Hab ... The people who sent the martial arts remember ... The walker is invincible ..." Hate my teeth. My heart silently said to the monkey:
Wukong, Tang Shu is very angry, the consequences are very serious ...
