The first story: Penguin meat
A person eats in a friend's house, ask a friend what meat is eating this meal? My friend said that it was a penguin meat, and he cried and committed suicide.
why?
I. Penguin meat
A few years ago, he and a friend played out, it was difficult to drift to a island, there is no thing to eat. Friends go out to find something, bring back
Grilled penguin meat, and hurt when you catch your penguin on your legs. Friends refuse to eat penguins and starved. Now he eats real penguin
Meat, I know that my friend cut down the meat on my legs and baked him.
This story tells us: Sometimes the best friends will also lie.
Second story: Jumping train
A person takes the train to neighboring the town to see a doctor, after reading, the disease is all right. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, this person jumped to commit suicide
. Why?
Second. Jumping train
Because he just looks good to the eyes of the eyes. It can be tunnels to think that the eyes are invisible. I couldn't get hit and committed suicide.
This story tells us that people with bad psychological qualities have passed the tunnel and should have a flash.
Third story: water grass
There is a male to walk to the river, and suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river. The man hurriedly jumped to the water to find it.
To his girlfriend, he left here. After a few years, he returned, and he saw an old man in fishing, but
There is no water in the fish in the old man, he asked the old man why didn't get a little water grass, the old man said: This river is from
There is no water grass. When I said, the man suddenly jumped into the water, suicide. Why?
Third. Water grass
A few years ago, his girlfriend fell water, in order to save her a man jumped into water. You can be entangled by some things. Work hard, always
Calculate the things. He thought that it was water grass. Now he finally understands, that is the hair of your girlfriend.
This story tells girls: When you walk by boyfriend, don't leave long hair.
Fourth story: The story of the funeral
There is a mother and daughter, the mother is dead, the sisters will participate in the funeral, the sister met a very PP man in the funeral, and
heart. But after the funeral, the man won't see it, and my sister couldn't find him. Later, after a month, my sister killed my sister.
Asked what?
Four. The story of the funeral
Because if you die again, you can hold a funeral. The PP man will come to participate in the funeral, and the sister can see it.
To him. Tell him that you like him.
This story tells us: Long handsome people should not go to the funeral of others.
The fifth story: Half match
There is a person in the desert, and the head is dead, and there are several suitcases around, and this person is tightly grabbed half of the match.
How is this person died?
Five. Half match
Several people travel, passing through the desert, balloons leaking, very dangerous. Everyone throws the bags all, can't. I have to throw it.
Personal, everyone decides to take a few matches. Who will lose anyone to the half of it. Things is the case.
This story tells us: When the hot air balloon should be prepared in the pocket, a long match is prepared to prepare.
Sixth Story: Fullish Wood
There are two gnomes in the circus.
The better. The two gnome decides to be shorter than anyone, and the child is suicide. However, when it is more than one day, the blind gnome is also
That short gnomes have been killed at home. Only the wood made of furniture and full-scale wood chips in his home. Ask him why suicide?
Sixth.
Because the other gnome puts all the furniture of the short dwarf home drapes. Dwarf gnome is invisible, and a furniture suddenly is short.
Many, thinking that he was taller, I feel that I lost the competitive advantage, and I haven't falling from this life. From now on, his performance can no longer go to the box office list. He will not be able to get on the best male protagonist. Everyone looked at his show no longer calling; he again
It also represents the development requirements of social advanced productive forces, and then represents the advancement of advanced culture, and then does not represent the most general.
The fundamental interests of the people. He is desperate, so he committed suicide.
This story tells us: When you think that you have a high work efficiency than others, the progress is better than others, is it clear that colleagues are
Go out to eat roast lambles, watch the fireworks conference.
Seventh story: Night knocking
A person lived in the hut in the mountain village, heard the knock in the middle of the night, but he opened the door but no one, so he went to sleep, waiting for a while and knocking
Sound, go to open the door, still no one, such as a few times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, the police came to bring the people in the mountains.
gone. Why?
Seven. Night knocking
Because his door opened on the cliff, that person was hard to climb up, he was pushed out of his door. Such a few times, broke the valve
Down. This story tells us: Even if you are absent, ask for saving, you should still start from the window.