(Acly, Zhao Benshan, Song Dandan to Taiwan, Zhao Benshan is full of laughing, looking around, frequently striving, legs)
Acly: Uncle please sit ~~~ You are the second time to "truth" studio?
Song Dandan: The first time Lao Zhao is almost urine pants ~~~
Zhao Benshan: Don't use it!
Acly: Uncle, the second time you should call it.
Zhao Benshan: I am not nervous.
Shi Recretion: That is a happiness?
Zhao Benshan: I have a few years of giant calcium, I didn't expect to never bad dishes; I heard that I have a hydrogen yield, frighten my old cold leg.
A Reless: Uncle Aunt, we don't have a long. Today's topic is still "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", Uncle, you should say it.
Zhao Benshan: Didn't sleep last night, this ticket does not give reports? Today, I saw Xiao Cui replaced with Acish, and the two acres of land in the family; I went home tomorrow to make up, and then send the newspaper. Thank you!
(Band play music)
Ai: Not, Uncle I didn't let you say this yesterday, I am letting you say.
Song Dandan: The day before yesterday, we went back from the Tieling from the big city to the Tieling, thank you.
Ai: Uncle Mom, I said this yesterday, today, tomorrow, not ~~~ Yesterday, today, tomorrow.
Zhao Benshan: Is it a day? "The day after tomorrow" scraping, the guy, is scary than the atomic bomb.
A Recretion: It's not "late day".
Song Dandan: Which movie is that?
A Reless: Not a movie. What I said is what I mean - I remember the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future. Do you understand?
Zhao Benshan: Ah ~~~ That is the past, now and in the future!
Song Dandan: Is this not a matter? I think, although Xiao Cui smiled and crying, the mouth is more than you.
Zhao Benshan: 白 活 啥, people, Azun is Peking University ~~~
Song Dandan: You can do this.
A Yi: I have made a mistake ~~~ Who said first?
Zhao Benshan: I said, and prepare.
(Zhao Benshan takes small books)
Ai: Ah, is it really ready?
Zhao Benshan: Zhao Zhongxiang is really poor, high salary is still owed by people; Rao Ying is angry on the court, and your root is hard.
(Band play music)
A Yi: This is the first poem.
Song Dandan: I am,
A Chang: Aunt is also ready?
Song Dandan: Yes ~~~ I stood. Ali Laohan, wine bag; Chinese women's football, 8 duck eggs. Thank you.
Zhao Benshan: I can't do it, you thank you to do it.
Song Dandan: Is this impolite?
A Yi: What is called, a whole game poetry? Uncle Aunt, let's not say those troubles, saying happily.
Zhao Benshan: You look, I will tell her that you can't write this paragraph, the men's football team does not care, the Chinese Football Association doesn't care, do you do your heart?
Song Dandan: Then you said ~~~
Arou: The uncle said, talking about a good situation,
Zhao Benshan: Leaders, comrades, friends. Acly: Do you want to report?
Zhao Benshan: Don't you say this?
A, ah, okay, you said ~~~
Zhao Benshan: Hello everyone! Two thousand zero four, the Olympics is harvest, Sas is rushed. Protected private property, the car is priced. It is a more chaotic set, and it is a big chicken. Today, oil prices rose, and tomorrow, bomb is loud. Out of the crisis, it is necessary to play the leadership. Throughout the world, the scenery is better! Thank you!
(The band is playing) (a butt is sitting on the ground)
A Reless: Uncle! Fall! Hey, get up ~~~
Zhao Benshan: Two steps forward, forgot -
Ashi: Uncle Mom, this talk show is 嗑, that is, you are sitting in the northeast, you are at home, what is it here? Don't be nervous, is it good?
Zhao Benshan: You said earlier, early, I understand it ~~~
(Offshore, leg) (band play music)
Song Dandan: You put the shoe.
Zhao Benshan: Tell relaxation!
Song Dandan: Let the relaxation, you relax, don't, don't, sweat ~~~ odor ~~~
Zhao Benshan: No stinking is not a state!
Song Dandan: no courtesy ~~~
Acly: Uncle Mom, I ask, you still see our "truth" this show?
Zhao Benshan: Look, and crystal belly, you will come out.
Acly: Where is this?
Song Dandan: Are you as a?
Acly: Yes.
Song Dandan: Our village can like you,
Ai: Really?
Song Dandan: Both to praise you, saying that your new chair is good.
A Recluding: What is it?
Song Dandan: Don't laugh, hoe, laugh, icon ~~~
(Band play music)
Zhao Benshan: You are like this!
Song Dandan: To tell the truth.
Zhao Benshan: You are 啥 实 ~~~ Sorry, she is not this, my wife says that I like you to host that show, oh, the whole village loves, the guy said that you have a new chair. Pull your face.
(Band play music)
Zhao Benshan: No, pull a face like instant noodles ~~~
Acly: Are they boasting in the village?
Song Dandan: I still say you -
Arou: Okay ~~~ Don't say, 咱 咱 说 二 老, I now give you a detailed, do you usually do?
Zhao Benshan: chat online with chat.
Song Dandan: I listen to the song.
A Yi: This is not easy to read the poem, and change it online. Do you have a uncle?
Zhao Benshan: 嘿 ~~~
Song Dandan: This is, you don't say ~~~
A Reless: Is this personal privacy?
Zhao Benshan: In fact, I should have this eye, say that my old man is very cool, and the video chat will be chasing me later ~~~
Song Dandan: Do you not tell you? Do you let everyone 瞅 你 你 你, still video? The people in the village said, Lao Zhao Lao Zhao turned back, smashing a cow, and the old Zhao Lao Zhao is turned back, the hens hide ~~~ Who chase you?
Zhao Benshan: I wear a mask.
Song Dandan: How?
Zhao Benshan: Lao Zhao Lao Zhao turned back, Jingjing changed table tennis; Lao Zhao Lao Zhao's two turned back, Tian Liang was anxious to jump.
(Band play music)
Ashi: Uncle, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television is officially notified, "mask" is suspended.
Zhao Benshan: So, "face mask" finally laid off, I will not be online for a long time.
A Recluding: This job is still used here. Mom, I will ask you again.
Song Dan Dan: I am young, it is absolutely not blowing, the little hand is more than one thousand thousands of words, and the game is Li Du and Qu Yuan.
Zhao Benshan: Pull you! Also write poetry? Are you starving to death?
Ashi: Uncle, you are not right, in fact, the aunt looks quite a text.
Song Dandan: Now I am also in the same time, I have a "peeling".
Acly: Aunt, blog, will you?
Zhao Benshan: Don't say, I remember that you wrote the jingle, wrote the oil poetry, why do you look into the shell? What is the peeling?
A Reless: Blog is online -
Song Dandan: The stripping shell is a thing, you don't understand it? So no culture.
Zhao Benshan: Why?
Song Dandan: The peeling housing is stripping the outer casing.
Zhao Benshan: Oh!
(Band play music)
Zhao Benshan: Peeling, I know, the guy, bamboo shadows play nude photos, online buttocks make people laugh. Oh, don't you wear clothes?
(Got up, angry)
Acly: 别 介, uncle, listen to the big mom.
Song Dandan: I didn't look like it.
Zhao Benshan: That is not good, one age is here.
Song Dandan: Nothing culture! I took off the coat and worn the warm underwear you advertised.
A Recluding: Don't say it. What is Uncle not to do?
Zhao Benshan: Look at the movie.
Acly: Do you want to see the movie?
Zhao Benshan: Zhang Yimou is too can bubble, "ambush" imitates "no truth"; Feng Xiaogang is even more embarrassing, the thief has to face. It is best to have a star, and it is postmodern.
(Band play music)
Ai: What song do you listen to?
Song Dandan: Sword Lang Song does not love laugh, the street alley is a tone.
Ai: Hey, "The First Snow 2002".
Song Dandan: Also, Lao Zhao Lao Zhao, I love you, just like the mouse love rice.
(Band play music)
A Reless: I heard that Uncle Aunt still played lottery tickets? Some lottery is black, don't you call?
Zhao Benshan: Good to do, learn Liu Liang this child, can't climb billboard.
A Recluding: Let's change the topic, if you have a prize, Uncle Mom imagines a better tomorrow!
Song Dandan: I don't have to write this book.
Zhao Benshan: Start, pull it down. A Recluding: Uncle, now the book is hot, write a book.
Song Dandan: That is, Niu Niu, who is Shenzhen, is called "The sheep of the long wings". I am called "the fat pigs"!
Zhao Benshan: I can really brag, you have to write "long wings", I also wrote this book, "Special exclusive pig", don't learn Guo Jingming, copy.
Acly: Uncle, what is going on?
Zhao Benshan: illegitimate child is really pitiful, peak net dress poor light eggs; if it is 5 million, I will pay back for him.
(Band play music)
Shi Recretion: At our time, according to the practice, we must ask every guest, sum up your own inner feelings. What is the big mom?
Song Dandan: Will there be a sentence?
Arou: a sentence.
Song Dandan: From the heart?
Acly: Yes, from the heart.
Song Dandan: I really want to see Liu Xiang.
Zhao Benshan: Pull! Dry things!
A Recluding: Does people let me say that they are from the heart!
Zhao Benshan: This is shameful! Not right! Let you say a word, you say this, you are not shameful! Don't talk about it!
Ashi: Uncle either you say, a sentence.
Zhao Benshan: I have a sentence left?
Acly: Yes, a word.
Zhao Benshan: When Xiao Cui came back?
(Band play music)
A Reless: Thanks to the scene and the audience in front of the TV, let's talk about the truth next week!
