Rabbit's ph.d. .sis
Scene i: it's a fine sun sun, day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along Comes A Fox, Out for a Walk.
Fox: "what are you working on?"
"My thesis."
Fox: "Hmmm. What's it About?"
Rabbit: "OH, I'm Writing About How Rabbits Eat Foxes."
Incredulous pause.
Fox: "That's Ridiculous! Any Fool Knows That Rabbits Don't Eat Foxes."
Rabbit: "Sure The DO, And i CAN Prove It. Com with me."
The Both Disappear Into The Rabbit's Burrow. After A Few Minutes, The Rabbit Returns, Alone, To His Typewriter and Resumes Typing. Soon, a Wault The Hardworking Rabbit.
Wolf: "What's this you're Writing?"
Rabbit: "I'm doing a the theis on how roundbits eat wolves."
Loud guffaws.
Wolf: "You don't expect to get such rubbish public, do you?"
Rabbit: "no problem. Do you want to see why?"
The Rabbit and the Wolf Go Into the Burrow, And Again The Rabbit Returns by Himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to type.
Scene II: INSIDE The Rabbit's Burrow. In One Corner, There IS a Pile of Fox Bones in Another Corner, a Pile of Wolf Bones. On The Other Side of the Room, a huge lion is belching and picking his teeth.
THE END
It doesn't Matter What You should for a .. it. It for data. What does matter is who you have for a .. ..
