A classic joke ~

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In the historical class in a famous university, the professor is questioning to classmates from all countries: "Do you want to die." Whose mouth is from the mouth? "

After a long time, Gutian stood up and said: "William Shakespeare."

"Very good, who is known as" the conscience of Europe "?

"Roman. Roland."

"Either give me freedom, or let me die." Who is the mouth from this sentence?

"1775, Bartlik Henry said."

"Very good, then, 'people have, the people, the people's enjoys" is said. "

"In 1863, Abraham Lincoln said."

"It is completely correct, classmates, the answer is the Japanese student, but the students in European countries can't answer, it is too sorry, and the professor doesn't feel emotion.

"Dry a small Japan!" Suddenly someone shouted.

"Who! Who said!" The professor was trembled.

"In 1945, the President of Dulun said. John stood up.

"What do you think you are doing?" The professor said angry.

"Madonna said." Jack also stood up.

"This is really disgusting, it is simply not possible." The professor is shivering.

"In 1991, George Bush met with Japanese first-phase." Stephen can't sit.

In the classroom, all students have begun to talk about, and some students begin to start screaming: "Yeah! Zhen ** is strong enough."

"Clinton said to Lewenzki." Mary did not have an expression.

The whole class is falling into chaos, some student rushes to shout: You are soaked, you dare to talk, I will kill you. "

"In 2001, Garry Conter said to Levi. (Note: Leway White House Intern, was murdered in Washington in 2001. Prior to boyfriend, Democrats Kangdite as a suspect was rejected)

The professor is angry and can't say something, I have been walking away from the door, when he goes coldly, he is cold and cold. "I will come back.

"Arnold, Schwarzenegger said." Bob finally inserted.

A stall of the grievances of Guuda: "I didn't do something bad, why?"

"Zhang Guorong said." Li Xiaoli's admiring look

All students have a circle, and Tom has a little bit of heart: "Damn, we are finished."

"Hitler said." Ihanova immediately replied.

A student said: "Mom, this time we have a lot of trouble."

"2002, Arthur Anderson said." Jane replied.

(Note: Arthur Anderson, Anda Letter Accounting Office, one of the five major accounting companies in the United States, in 2002, due to Anlong scandal,

Wright sighed: "Today will be a very meaningful day.

"This. Laden said." Kris finally learned a name for himself.

"This is not my most proud day." Guuda said.

"Tony Blair said." I don't know who is answering.

At this point, the principal and professor came in, his face is almost a word: "You have to pay for this!"

"Stalin said." The total tribe of the classmates.

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