Postmodern conversation
And the people who have postmodern thinking should be careful, in general, your brain needs to go backwards, if you don't accidentally, the conversation you will return to the primitive society, do not believe a few examples.
Normal people ask: Have you eaten?
Postmodes Answer: Eating is the largest legal crisis facing humanity.
Normal people ask: Don't you smoke?
Postmodes A: Smoking is the theoretical season of the shape of the boring person.
Normal people ask: Is she not your girlfriend?
Postmodes Answer: She is just an object that I release the voice.
Normal people ask: How do you see about corruption?
Postmodes Answer: This is a lateral transplant in the surplus value in developing countries.
Normal people ask: Why is Chinese football?
Postmodes A: Because the outline means that we have adopted a tradition of cultural traditions with a simple and unfair and negative attitude.
Normal people ask: Jin Yong's novel is good to see?
Postmodes: From his novel, we can feel the possibility of cultural new colonialism.
Normal people ask: What is the novel:
Postmod A: The novel is that the intellectual language is in an unconditional ministerial position and the product in the frenzy expression of emotions.
Normal people ask: What is the role of condoms:
Postmodes A: The condom makes the radical love become the old dreams that will always disappear in the other side of the historical rift.
Normal people ask: You don't like to pick up girls:
Postmodes A: Pubbub and the Moral Reconstruction of the Moral Remediation of Rubron is not coordinated. This uncoordinated is mainly due to the disclosure of the phenomenon of pickles and the criticism of the criticians.
Normal people ask: What kind of clothes do you like to wear?
Postmodes A: The clothes are like a chain, which is firmly implied in the public that cannot think.
Normal people ask: Why do you still wear clothes?
Postmodes A: I need to keep my own servants and struggle.
Normal people ask: Is it a kind of servant dressing?
Postmodes A: The difference in historical conditions makes this servility of different connotations. In the primitive society, wearing clothes means a awakening, in the 21st century, wearing clothes means a betrayal.
Normal people ask: Are you definitely betrayed?
Postmodes A: Awakening means an betrayal.
Normal people ask: What did you agree to wear clothes?
Postmodes: The application of clothes is not determined by the rules. The rules themselves have legitimacy and eliminating legality. I need to leave a few leaves on the body to leave a suspicion of the rules.
Normal people ask: It is clear that you wear it is not leaves.
Postmodes: I wear the leaves in the face of nature this solemn court for their legitimacy, the only legal judge announced by the science this unique legal judge.