I. Penguin meat is eating in a friend's house, asking a friend what meat is eating this meal? My friend said that it was a penguin meat, and he cried and committed suicide. Why? Second. Jumping by train is taken by train to neighboring the town, after reading, the illness is all right. On the way back, the train passed through a tunnel, and this person committed suicide. Why? Third. Water grass has a male to walk around with his girlfriend, suddenly his girlfriend fell into the river, the man rushed to the water to find it, but did not find his girlfriend, he left here. After a few years, he returned, and he saw an old man in fishing. But there was no water grass on the fish, he asked the old man, why didn't get a little water? Say: This river has never growing water. When I said, the man suddenly jumped into the water, suicide. Why? Four. The story of the funeral has three people, the mother is dead, the sisters are going to participate in the funeral, and the sister met a very PP man in the funeral, and I would like to see him. But after the funeral, the man won't see it, and my sister couldn't find him. Later, after a month, my sister killed my sister. Why? Five. Half match has a person in the desert, the head is dead, and the side of the suitcase is scattered, and this person is tightly grabbed half a match, how is this person died? Sixth. There are two gnomes in the dark wood chop circus. It is suicide that the child is suicide. It is the day before it is more than one day, the dwarf gnome is the short gnomes that have been killed at home. Only the wood made of furniture and full-scale wood chips in his house. Ask him why suicide? Seven. Night knocking alone in the hut of the mountain, heard the knock in the middle of the night, he opened the door but no one, so he went to sleep, wait for a while, there is a knock, to open the door, no one, If you have a few times. The next day, someone found a dead body at the foot of the mountain, and the police took the one of the top of the mountain. Why? The following is the answer: 1. Penguin meat A: A few years ago, he and a friend played out, it was difficult to drift to an island, there is no thing to eat. Friends go out to find things, bring back to roast penguin, and hurt when you catch penguins on your legs. Friends refuse to eat penguins and starved. Now he eats real penguin meat, I know that my friend cut down the meat on my legs and baked him. This story tells us: Sometimes the best friends will also lie. II. Jumping the train A: Because he is optimistic about the eyes of the eyes. After tunnel, I thought that my eyes were invisible. I couldn't get hit and committed suicide. This story tells us that people with bad psychological qualities have passed the tunnel and should have a flash. Third. Water Answer: A few years ago, when he died his girlfriend, his leg was wounded by something. Just a desperate, I finally broke away from those things. He thought that it was water grass. Now he finally understands, that is the hair of your girlfriend. This story tells girls: When you walk by boyfriend, don't leave long hair. Four. The story of the funeral answer: Because if you die again, you can hold a funeral. The PP man will come to the funeral, and the sister can see him again. This story tells us: Long handsome people should not go to the funeral of others.