Sales a day I read a book in the dormitory, a sales of sales to sell socks. I bought a few pairs of trouble. When the man left, I watched the almost. I wrote "Made in Deguo".
I went to the laboratory this evening. I entered the door. I saw a buddy who was holding a electric furnace with both hands. On the side, I went deep with my face ... I was shocked, and I watched: "What do you want?" Seeing that he turned his head, he had a cigarette who had just taken the Mars on his mouth, and it muttered: "Smoke!"
A bank of the robbed Los Angeline encountered a robber, and robbed in the payment form: "I have a gun, put the money into this package." Then stand in front of the window waiting in line. On the way, the robber worried that someone saw him writing this thing, so I went out to another B bank to line up. Another biren worker got this note after got this note, I thought that the robber was stupid, answer him: "This payment form is a Bank's form, and does not play the utility in B Bank." And proposal to return to a Bank or re-filled once. Roboblite nodded and walked out to the opposite A bank. When the police rushed to a bank, the robbers still queued before the window of the A Bank ...
The security golf ball accidentally hits the ball to a Ant Mountain. He hit the ball with force, but did not hit, but killed a lot of ants. He hit the ball for the second time, and opened it again, killing more ants. "Fast, come with me!" A ant commemodes the peers of the peers, "As long as we can climb the ball, we will safe."
I went to the mountain together, one of them accidentally fell down the valley ... Another shout: "Are you hurt?" I only heard the abyss came to the echo: "I don't know, I am still going down ... "
Dreams come true that there is a young person who dreams a great writer when he is very young. Someone asked him what he was his mind. He replied that "Everyone I wrote" Everyone will read, and will arouse their emotions and impulses from the heart, will make them can't help but scream, cry , With indignation and painful! "Now he works for Microsoft, writing an error warning message!
Needle to the hospital to do health check, the nurse took the needle to draw blood, a piece of nails did not help but ask: "Will it hurt? I am afraid of hurt!" The nurse said: " Rest assured, I have been a nurse for more than 20 years ... "A AC said:" Too good, I am relieved! "Then the nurse is tie, only to hear a barking of a roaming pig, The nurse will slowly connect: "No pain is not painful."
Inspir to the bar, George is drinking beer. He suddenly felt that he had to go to the bathroom. After he was afraid that someone drove his beer after leaving, he wrote a note on the table: "I spit my saliva in the cup." After he came back, I found it added to the paper. One sentence: "I also spit a bite."
It has been three decades for marriage with her unknone. Mr. Brown is going to work every day. His wife will take home at home. One night, Mrs. Brown said to her husband: "I have moved a pair of young couples on the facade. I pay attention to them for a long time. The man's handsome guys have to kiss my wife every day. When I go home, I will kiss my wife. They are really hot! Why can't you do this? "" Because I am not very familiar with that lady. "The husband replied absently.
