If the girlfriend's button can not open ~~

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Leadership

Bush: This is a shame of the World Detention and Terrorism. We have to unlock this button at all costs. We have sent a large number of special forces to ensure that the buckles are unwrapped within 3 months!

Baden: getting the plane, it is necessary to hit the button!

Arafat: We will never succumb! The buckle has already supported our territory for 24 hours!

Salon: I can say no exaggeration! This button is also appointed even to the toilet!

Clinton: How does Lewenzki don't have such a button?

Literati

Jin Yong: I will give this button to the CCTV!

Gu Dragon: Good hard buckle! He faintly stroked the button! It is showing a shirt in the horizon ...

Huang Yi: After a shining, this button came to Qin Dynasty!

Weishi: This button is actually alien!

Wei Hui: He is still desperately solving this button, but I am already wet!

Artist

Zhao Zhongxiang: On the undead clothes, suddenly slammed a button, this injured button struggled above the clothes, but nature is cruel, this button finally disappeared in the clothes.

Ni Ping: I am very excited, but this button is so small for the motherland! (In tears!)

Cui Yongyuan: The public is reasonable, and his wife is reasonable, and the buckle card is in the clothes, who is rationale. I invited this to talk about this, let him talk about the personal feelings on the clothes.

Wang Xiaoyu: This is the first level of luck! Are you ready? ---- Great! Please listen! (When !!!) ---- When you give your girlfriend, suddenly there is a button to solve it? What should I do - answer A she doesn't take off me; answer B buy a dress with no buttons!

Dr. Jia: I can't solve this button on the surface! But why can't you see it from the back! In fact, that dress is also unknown!

Jiang Kun: I know that I can't solve the button, I just don't say; this buckle can not be opened, and if it is unwilling, it is strange.

Snow Village: Cuihua, on the button.

Zhao Benshan: Unpredictted, choose medicine, select medicine! --- Don't read advertising!

Role articles

Zhou Yu: What is the buckle, what is it?

Spicy Current: This button is purely original! Any similarity is mere coincidence!

Tang Yan: This button has a narrow right, and the front is heavy, and the buckle is extremely uncomfortable. It may cause breast lesions; as for that piece of clothes, he will definitely understand that my Buddha compassion is a fearless spirit and return to me. No Amitabha ...

Pig Eight Rings: I can't solve it! Huh? How can I say again?

Wei Xiaobao: Dear audience, thank you, you have to make such a close, standing so straight to me, really giving a face. (Xiaobao sitting on a few tables)) Today, the characters who want to say today are the trend of the Tiandi, and it is the case that he will not see it. He is eight feet, the waist circumference is eight feet! (Everyone: Wow! Isn't that a quarter?)

School Chemistry Teacher: Troubled on the buckle, the button will slowly uncover.

Computer Teacher: First, let's format your clothes, so that the button will be removed, then reload the clothes system, please make a backup of your mouth before reinstalling the system.

Physics teacher: Do you forget to use the lever principle!

Philosophical Teacher: We want to figure out this button!

Corporate articles

China Telecom: We have begun to reduce the pricing of the buckle, the first 3 minutes is 0.30 yuan, and it will be 0.02 yuan more times later.

China Unicom: China buckle, bucking China!

21CN: Fall in love with life, fall in love with the button!

Sohu: flashing email, also send button!

Sina: We launched a series of online discussions of Zhou Xingchi and button! You can visit the discussion!

Netease: We will ask Zhou Xingchi to attend our button - the release ceremony of AonE!

Pudong Information Port: Dear customers, hello! Your question passes through our careful testing of the button, it is found that the method of the buckle is not correct, so please decode or log in to the clothes after you declap it.

Microsoft: The buckle solves the compatibility between buckles and clothes, please download the latest patch or upgrade your clothes.

Ericsson: This button is not unknown, but it is our technical personnel in testing.

Nokia: It may be because these buttons do not have an antenna, so it will cause the button to solve.

Mercedes: Before this, we have notified the user, but the button is related to the user's long-term use of dialect calls, but the user actually publicly unspeak the button, and for this behavior we reserve the right of the user.

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