1. The zoo will arrive together, the ducks and crabs arrive together, and the referee said that you have two stone cuts. The duck said that you can't win, I can't win, I am a cloth, he is a scissors. 2. That day, you are sitting behind a boys, you drew a pig sticker on his back, he quickly discovered, torn the pig and frightened you. You confused about him: "How do you know that there is a pig behind you?" 3. Big Brother and her mother machine marriage, giving birth to small Songtong, Xiaomingtong faces, the signal is wonderful, and it can't be roaming. It can't be used to send text messages. If you are sad, you will find that his pro is not big brother is not a walkie-talkie. 4. Xu Xian likes the pharmacy because you can run with the White lady, Dong Yong likes the vegetable garden because you can work with the seven fairy, I like to send you a text message because you can exercise, see how fast the pig's trotters! ! 5. US President Bush saw the shooting athlete of his country and said very excited to play bullets to other people's targets: "This Chinese finally can believe that the Chinese Embassy in Yugoslav is really bombed!" 6. The doctor asked you how to fracture, you said: "I think there is sand in the shoes, just hold the wire pole shake shoes, I shake it ..., TMD has a fool to think that I am electric shock, I put a wooden stick Gave me two sticks. "7. Reporter Interview Panda: What is your wish? Panda said: Two ideals! First, let's take a look at Chinese medicine, to treat my dark circles, two is (tears), I want to take photos! 8. Someone first sells popsicles on the market, I am sorry to sell, there is a person next to it: "Selling Poles", he has only shout: "I am also." 9. Two drunks driving the car. A: "Be careful! The front is a sharp turn." B: "? What? Isn't you driving?" 10. A customer ran into the tailor shop, pointing at the owner to design the fashion: "I stand in the street The corner is yawning, two people put the trust into my mouth! "11. Chinese American Jew drink drink together, three flies fly into their drinks. Americans re-have a cup, Chinese people have no care, Jews caught fans shouted: spit out! You spit out the drink you drink! 12. One day, there is a devil in China to go to the countryside to hunt the wild duck. When he is hard to shoot a wild duck, the wild duck fell into a farmer's yard. The devil climbs the fence to 捡. But witnessing all the farmers said loudly: "Look here, not hunting in China." The devil replied: "The duck is shot, so the duck should be mine. I am willing!" : "It flies in China, being killed by you or fall in China. You go to the village with me, pay fines!" They have been arguing with ducks. After a while, the devil said: "We should decide on the traditional way. Decide with Japan's martial arts!" The farmer can't afford to say a martial art, just ask: "What is the method of the Samxi Road?" The devil explained: "First, I kick your ass. Then you can play my ass, like this to play to the side. Win the duck." The farmer thought, agreed to this competition. But farmers require themselves to play first in order to display fair. I thought about revenge for the folks killed in more than 60 years ago, but he is more clear, and now you can't kill the devil. Then, the Chinese farmer reach the legs and stretched away, the whole force, the devil's butt is a foot.
The unhappy devil fell to the ground and rolled over. After ten minutes of foot, he tried to climb, bite the squatting: "Now it is my farmers say:" Hey, no, this duck is yours, you can roll back. "13. When the third year, in the chemistry class, the teacher told the organic chemical polymer what. Suddenly, the teacher got an example, painted a "other" on the blackboard, saying to everyone, this is a "eunuch", we give him a "methyl", laugh below. 14. The condom is said to the sanitary napkin: old girl, don't work, you go to work, I have no business in seven days! Sanitary napkins say: big brother, you are content, you have to miss it, I haven't lived ten months!
15. Judge: "You dare to break into people in the daytime?" The defendant: "When you trial me ahead, it is so angry." You dare to sneak into the house in the middle of the night! 'Excuse me, when do I work? " Is it right? "
16. It is said that Jiangnan fishing in a river, and a security guard is coming over. Security: Fishing is prohibited here, penalty is 50. Jiangnan: I just swim in training. Security: Abuse of animal penalty 500. Jiangnan: .......
17. There is a hawker who sells cakes through a small wood, suddenly encountered a big man. Master: "Can there be a police near this gentleman?" The hacal dealer said: "No." "Can you find the police in a short time?" The hawker still said "no". Then the big man took out a watermelon knife and said: "With your hands, robbery!"
18. A lady was sent to the court for trial by violation of traffic rules. The lady explained to the judge. She is a teacher anxious to go to class. Therefore, she asked to put her immediately. The judge said very happy: "Mrs., I finally be able to achieve a life in my heart, I have been buried in my heart. Over the years, I have been waiting for a teacher to come to my court. Now, please wait for the table, write the 'I have a red light' this sentence to 500 times. "
19. Two policemen have been preparing to go to the road on the road. A police said to another police officer: "If the bomb burst a lot of it on the way." "Then we arrived there, said only two, no Get it. "Another policeman said.
20. "The court sentenced you to prison, what is it for?" "For the competition." "What is the competition?" "This is the same, the banknotes I have exactly the same as the government."
21: Xicheng, Zhuge Liang, a song, Yu Yin around the beam, the 100,000 weighing army is like an imperial. Liang said: Thank you, every one is one or two! The 100,000 troops escape one less!
22: Monkey picking a card, it wants to see it clearly, I will climb to the branches. At this time, a thunder hit it, the monkey cried and said: It turned out to be an IP card!
23: A melon's watermelon was held every night, he thought for a long time, and finally thought of a good way. He wrote a sign: these watermelons have a watermelon injecting a poisonous! Sure enough, I didn't lose a watermelon from the 2nd day. But after a week. He saw a line of words on the brand. The whole body is cold half! Written on the brand: there is 2 now!
24: One day ~ BCF standing in a crowded bus, is preparing to pay the money, / "/", found that there is something to fall on the ground, add your eyes to see ~ Khan ~ Safe case does not know how to The leather bag is out, the big 躺 躺 边 边, the sun is just in the bag in the gap, it seems so splendid, the bb is staying, what should I do? Pick up or pick it? It is doing fierce When you struggle in your heart, you will see it, and you will take a beautiful side of the BCF. Say: Mr., your brother's work clothes !!!!!!!!!!
25: The door between the university and the dormitory and the playground is often locked. Many students have to drill from the iron fence. Of course, girls have tried to cross, thin, and it will be exhausted. I have made a metaphor that is still a matter of time. He called the iron fence as a filter 26: A girl especially wants to have a child, one day, she finds a man's bed, just inserted She asked: "What is the name gives us?" The man said that he didn't want a child, she madly came out. The same tragedy in the second week, the third week, she found a man, the man's baby is rough, just when they want to make love, she asked: "What is the name give to the child? "The man didn't care about her, then do things, do the middle, she asked, he didn't care. Finally, she asked him again. The man hit a knot on the safety sleeve, and he replied: "If he can run out from here, we call him Superman."
27: Don't want to happen when the barbecue is: 1. Make meat with you; 2. Charcoal is cold; Engage in small groups; 7. Sausage meat with you; 8. Black wheel puncture; 9. The onion is mixed with you; 10. Corn is hard! 28: You said: I love you 521 and say: 365 every day ------------------------ Results = 88629 :. Performance Patients. Boys: "This is a good thing, it is for your mother to force." Girl: "It is your mother!" Boys: "Your mother is forced!" Girl: "Your mother is forced!! "Boys:" Go to your mother, not row, no row, what is the word ?!! "
30: A pair of men and women rent a house outside. Summer vacation mm goes out of the field, GG still lives in the room. MM internship returned, see dirty in the room, obviously didn't be cleaned in a few weeks, so it has been cleaned up. In the evening, GG came back, ask: "How can I don't see it on the table? I still remember the phone number ..." 31: First Question: Who is the first shot of the first shot? (A) Huangxing (B) Song Jiaren (C) Sun Wen (D) Luo Wuxing second question: Who is the second shot of the second shot? (A) Huang Xing (B) Song Jiaren (C) Sun Wen (D) Luo Wusheng third question: Who is the third shot? (a) Huang Xing (b) Song Jiaren (C) Sun Wen (D) Roofxing's answer is (a) because there is a sentence in the textbook of the Education Press: "Huang Xing is moving three The gun reveals the prelude of Huanghuigang Uprising! "32: There is a student in Bo University, and it is necessary to graduate, still do not work, no girlfriend. So he fell to fortune. "You, I will have been poor, until the 40 years old ..." Students listen to the eyes, I want to have turning, so I ask: "What?" "Then you are used to life. ..... "33 :. Mobile phone arrears, 拨 1860 consult how to pay, answer: Sorry, your phone has been stopped, please contact 1860.34: People's Congress to go to the test department, the nurse pointed at the front of the front : "Non-undergraduate person is not in the inside!" The man was angry, and he said: "I will test a urine, but also TMD should be undergrade. !!!" 35: Sichuan swine fever, a township TV station propaganda slogan - slaughter sick pig Isotherm to commit suicide!
36: Walking on the street, there is a very attacked woman behind him: "Selling, selling your body ..." I didn't feel shocked: Tmd "The country will not be a country", what kind of society, so Old people come out and sell! I am angry, look back - I have a 60-year-old, my hand takes a red cloth bag, revealing a ginseng ...
37: When I was a child, I read "English" to read "hard to interest", I was now in front of the leader; read "Causal Contact" is now a philosopher; reading "hard change history" is now leading .... .. I read "Wash in the ditch", the result is a selling dish today!
38: High school hours bought a computer, found a computer into the book, knowing the exe file is an abbreviation of Executable, the BMP file is the abbreviation of Bitmap, the BAT file is the abbreviation of Batch. Later, a classmate came to my house to copy a few documents to the computer. From then, I think the JPG file is the abbreviation of "Japanese girl" ...
39: On the day of the night, the two donepid walking, the night can not be in the night, send text messages to the friend sleeping a sister: "Depressed, talk to the couple." By you! "I thought about it, I replied:" That can't talk about the topic of you, such as - your weight! "After a while, the sister returned to the text, and wrote:" Also too heavy, then we still chat, such as - your IQ !!! "40: I want to come to the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicking Beihai Kindergarten, all the meter of all, I put down, I In the mortuary, I am a feet, "I don't accept it!" There is no gasping ~~
41: A: Hey, how do you learn to smoke? B: I will happen from Adam Sumetho ~ C: Do you know why Siam Xia will steal a ban? AB: I don't know! C: Because Adam does not smoke! (Tip: Harmony a word)
42: Girlfriend: Dear, you come in to help me take a shower ~ boys can hear the fire in the inside, take off the clothes and enter the water house. My girlfriend is big: help me to wash your dates, what do you get off?
43: A man on the football field is very dissatisfied with his position. He has an empty position through the telescope. He was busy, asked the man sitting next to: "Can I sit here?" "Yes," the man replied, "This is my wife's seat, she is a super football fan, we always come together Watching the ball until she died. "" I am very sad, sir. But why don't you give your friends? "" They are participating in my wife's funeral. "
44: Walk, I invite you to drink semen, this is the friend who is accompanying to Malay to me. "Ah ?!" I think, "# ¥% @! I am also as you are a friend!" But the face can not come down, "No, no" "The semen is very delicious." Friends insisted, " It is not easy to drink. "I will pull me forward. I want to tell him "# ¥% @! Is your wife told you!", He went to the mouth and swallowed. After ten meters, we came to a booth for selling coconut water, he pointed at a bunch of yellow coconut asking that vendor: "How much is this gold coconut?"
45: See the desk with dense numbness to write the lyrics, and anger! Write on the table: buddies, give me a little bit of a little more? Someone replying on the next day. A: Buddy, sorry, this is the last basin I created and can publish ... B: Japan! I am most annoying these people, I don't have the answer every time I sleep, it is the lyrics! !
