Before marriage
Women: Have you had a girlfriend?
Male: Ten years of death, two people, do not think, self-destruction.
Female: Dinning? How to die?
Male: Mountain Tianling, Jiangshui is exhausted, winter thunder bursts in summer rain.
Female: Oh, it is a natural disaster. How did you come over these years?
Male: full of dusty smoke, two hands are dark.
Women; 唉, it is not easy. So what do you see when I see my first?
Male: Suddenly - Night Spring Breeze, Thousand Trees Wan Tree Pear Flower.
Female: (Red Face) Is it so good?
Male: Dirty to the United States, Danqing is difficult to write is the spirit.
Female: Horse fart - Do you have ideal?
Male: If he is a lot of Ling Yunzhi, dare to laugh the yellow nest.
Female: You ... what about love?
Male: Only in this mountain, it is unknown.
Woman: Do you like reading?
Male: 12 volumes of the military book, the volume is famous!
Female: This is the ten blowing? You are so big, how is it unique?
Male: Xiao Gu is not married, and the lotus has a bitterness.
Female: (laugh), if I said, if I promised to marry you, how do you plan to stay me?
Male: A ice heart is in the jade pot!
Female: You guarantee that you will not be your wife?
Male: Waves swearing, 心 古 水.
Female: Temporarily, I am going to go, but I am going to go to the American book, can you wait for me?
M: Ning's drink industry, not eating Wuchangfish, Ning is still dead, not only Wuchangju.
Female: But ...
Male: Alone, unlimited Jiangshan, it is easy to see when it is easy to see!
Female: But ...
Male: Wang Fu, Jiang Chang, That is stone, don't look back!
Women; it's okay, I am afraid of you .........
After marriage
Female: I have been married for so long, are you still thinking about your original girl?
Male: It used to be a water in the sea, except that Wushan is not a cloud.
Female: Why is it married to me in this year?
Male: Dreaming is not a guest, a greedy.
Female: It's too much. We are good to be a couple.
Male: The husband and wife are the same forest bird, and it is difficult to fly.
Female: Then our marriage, what do you think?
M:: Wake up to see a church towel, dream is still cold!
Female: Is it so miserable? You don't say the first impression of me ...
M: The beauty is full of spring temples, only with a flying.
Female: It's not that, is it, do you actually ...
Male: In the past, there is no surprise, and now I am awkward.
Female: I have always written to write a letter to tell me that I don't believe it. I didn't expect it to be true!
Male: The paper is very shallow, perceived this matter.
Female: Where did you get the original ideals?
Male: and put the launde, changed the low singing.
Female: (tearful) you, are you not promised to have a ice heart?
Male: I can't stand this thing, burning is already gray.
Female: You are not afraid of being shameful, then the world is shining?
Male: Ning Ke will hug in the mouth, and why did you blow it in the north wind?
Women: I don't agree with myself?
Male: Break up is still a brother, why bother to make flesh.
Female: Ok, enough!
