1. Female: "As long as you have money, I am married to everyone." M: "Do you marry the bank's safe?"
2. When quarreling, the difference between men and women is like the difference between pistol and agencies.
3. My wife wants to lose weight, so she rides every day. As a result, the horse lost forty pounds in a month.
4. Patient: "Doctor, leave the scissors in my belly." "It doesn't matter, I still have a."
5. Judge: Why do you want to print counterfeit? The defendant said innocently: because I won't print the owner.
6. Wife: "Men, are timid." Fu: "Not see, otherwise I will marry you."
7. Shanglian: Hahahaha, next: 嘿嘿 嘿. Horizontal batch: neuropathy
8. If we survive the cold world is still difficult to change, at least I also have you resolve the face of ice and snow.
9. Thief: "How much is the number of fast numbers today?" Thief B: "No, tomorrow, see the newspaper."
10. Teacher: "Peter, how many years do you know how many years?" Peter: "This is going to watch the heart of the cat."
11. Pig Eight Rings: I changed the name of Panan, a lot of beauty waiting for me! Sun Wukong: Mo is not your internet access, nerd.
12. Daughter asked her mother: "Dad is shy from before?" "If he is not shy, you are now at least four years old!"
13. Father: You are so big, you should find a wife. Sub: Yes, but whose wife, who I am looking for?
14. Female: "How do you talk to me? Chew sugar?" Male: "Where can I don't chew sugar?"
15. A woman: "Your fianger knows your age?" Bian: "Yes, he knows part."
