Firefly is detained because of a rogue, firefly is not affected: Who is discharged? Who is bare? Who is exposed? Toilet black
Don't you do it?
The New York, a robbers in New York, said a famous saying: "Tongxong is not allowed, the money is the country, life
Is your own! "
An electrician walks into the operating room, saying that a hanging patient wearing an oxygen hood: Hey! You listen to it, take a deep call.
Suck, I need to stop 5 minutes!
One night, a naked man called a taxi, the female driver did not turn his eyes and stared at him, naked man was angry, shouted: Your mother has never seen a naked man! The female driver is also anger: I see where your mother saves!
There is a patient to sing on the bed and start singing, after a while. The dean confuses, asking the reason, he replied: Stupid, just a plane, now B, now!
One day, lion and dog bear in the orchard DB. . A few days later, the tree near the lion DB is like a beef bear DB. So the bear said that the sentence contains philosophy: lion is better than the bear! ~!
I don't just say that I don't want to play for life. I have to pay attention to my body. But you always say deeply: Don't take a few dung in the sky, what do I eat in winter? !
A group of thieves grabbed bank was photographed. The little thief said: Big Brother, the movie dream is finally round! Boss angered: idiot! You use your own mind, bring your mask, who knows which wrist.
When class, two boys behind:
A: "I curse your girlfriend is a big!"
B: "I curse your girlfriend is our class !!!"
Big 1: I found that there is a strife, and the whole bowl is fell;
Big Two: I found that there is a strife, pick it out to continue to eat;
At the time: I found that there is a buzzer, when doing there is no insects to eat;
At 4:00: I found that there is no insect, protest, and there is no worm to eat!
When studying research: I found a kind of insect, sighed, so that it is too single;
Reading Bo: I found that there is only a worm, feeling, the school's food is improved ...
God, there are 6 "Xiaoqiang" in 4 or two rice! ! !
I will still have a long-awaited anger according to the can't stop the heart, I am angry to the rice window.
The mouth, heavyly put the iron mell of the eight two to the window sill, in an instant, the noisy canteen calm down, the Liu Shifu, which is more than a thousand eyes, watching the meal, does not change the color, not to jump, calm I pushed my lunch box: "How many times, I set it up, I can change the bean bag!" Everyone turned ...
Professional Class Examination Last Question: Who do you think the most influential physicist? I wrote "Newton". result,
The whole class is only a person, I haven't worked. It turns out that everyone wrote the name of the tutor ... Fuck, what is the world!
Yesterday morning, I watched the scenery on the balcony, I found a beautiful girl in the face of the girl's dormitory to waving my hand, I also waved her; then she ran to another window and waved with me, I also follow her Wat again; later she left again, and when I waved my hand, I will react when I am playing again. It turns out that she is wiped the window ...
MM is looking for Tsinghua University, unnecessary. Fortunately, I met a professor with a few young books. "Excuse me, how can I go to Tsinghua University?" The professor thought for a while, and he worked with a long way: "Reading, only constantly studying, you can go to Tsinghua University."
A Tsinghua's student took a broken bottle to watch the dog bear in the corner of the zoo. His mother went to the hospital asking the child whether there is a problem, the doctor said that he is sick, be sure to learn him. So the doctor also took a jar with him with a jar every day, and the two did not speak for a month. Finally, he said:
"Excuse me ... you ... Are you ready to take a sulfuric acid?"
The only girl in the department came to see the basketball game. Suddenly, the mm skirt was blown by the wind, the outer school boys shouted: "God, spring out!" The boy is in the hands of the face: "Please, is a hometown!"
When a man married, I swear to God in my own marriage. I will be derailed after marriage. He is discovered after a few days, and it is not forgotten.
Until one day, he sat in the ship and met a storm. He suddenly realized that this is the punishment of God, so he hurriedly
Prayer: Ask to see him in other innocent people. At this time, I only listen to a low voice from the sky: you think that I am idle these years. I am easy for me to make this boat.
