Striker

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If the calm push into the net, he is a German player; if you force the extraction, he is a premium player; if he is in the side of the side guards, he is a standing player; if you choose a dead angle The goal, then he is a lante player; if a black person continues to perform his glimpse, he shoots the door, then he is a fifty player; if you turn the ball to pick it up and then put, then he is Rivaldo If you still have to force and shoot it, it is the main family to the Chelsea players in Monaco; if you don't shoot it in and fell and sentenced the opponent's defender, it blew the ball, then he is a Korean player on the World Cup; if the striker The position is unfavorable, and there is no shot angle to be stumbled by the other side. The guard is definitely a Graceco; if you still don't want to shoot the door to a clean, the opponent is the Chinese team; if the other party guards the ball to grab the ball Ball into your own goal, then this is the tiger cup game; if you kick your stand, it is Li Tie; if it is too high than Li Tie, it is Zhou Ning; if it is too high than Zhou Ning, it is Li Dongbo; if it is too high than Li Dongbo, it is a patriot.

After the goal, I ran to the field to celebrate, and a wall collapsed to hurt him. This person is Palermo.

If you make a peasant-style reach right after the goal, it must be Hiller. If you go out of the goal, take your head in your head and prepare a spider, it is Max. If you go, you can take a hammer from underwear Prepare the backbrain of the companion, then he is ... If you suddenly don't play, suddenly take the clothes, run to the referee, the red card, then he is the king of the bare

If the player suddenly fell to the ground, the opponent's defender came with his bite, and it was a Japanese J leap ...

If the ball is flying in the direction of the horn flag, the ball in 1/4 candle is flying back to the door, the card screw ...

If it is rushing through a shoulder, it is striking, and the ball is rolling toward the horn flag. The player shrugged and stamped, and he was Fan Zhiyi.

If he does not shoot, continue to bring the ball, and bring the ball out of the bottom line, and fall again, then he is Li Yi!

If you are kick by the other side, it is penalized that the penalty is a 50m run. Suddenly a fish jumps in the grass slip 10 meters, then use the head to go in the top, then he is more than Ejf The defender sprint with a speed of 10.11 seconds, and flying into the air, the ball is directly accelerated in the left corner of his own goal, and the goddess will take the thigh to kick the horn flag. If a defender is full, accelerate the referee, And scream, and successfully get a red card

Only by Zhiyi Uncle, if a forward front is in the top of the arc area, the headband is long, the ball draws a beautiful arc, hit the crossbar of the middle door and the junction of the column.

Just than Elhoff (Oliver Bierhoff)

(I have never seen such a long header) facing empty doors, all stops, following posts below, and is a 9CBS team.

If the ball is rationally shovel reasonable by the opponent, the forward is lying on the ground, holding the pain of the legs, and finding the referee, standing up, standing and racing, then he is Yao Xia

If the striker suddenly speeds up, it accidentally stepped on the ball, slippery, a split, the thigh is broken, then he is Zhang Yunning

If a little water is crossed by the dragon gate, step on the table, and the braids of thirteen are returned home, that is Huang Feihong.

If he has brought the ball to all the defenders, face empty doors, suddenly shout: "No shooting, not shooting, Laozi is not shooting, 45 minutes no shot!" This is Viagra Ad

If the ball stops on the garde line, then slowly use the head to enter the door, then if he is Lu Mege to stop the ball on the goal line, then go in the top, then he is a good

If the ball is parked on the ignorant line, then vigorously smash it in, it is broken, then he is the Power of the Both.

If the ball stops on the center, then take it in, he is a shell Han master.

If you put the ball on the goal line of your side, then blow the ball into the other party, then he is - 世! ! ! If you are looking for a shot, suddenly defending: "Don't make shot!" "Why" "Hey, my site listens to me", the defender is Jay Chou.

If the two legs are crossed on the ball 18 turns to make a bicycle shape, the ball hits the door post, then the player is Denilson.

If you return the ball back to the teammates, or play the ball back on the door box and plug in to pick up, or pick the ball vertically to make the striker, then he is Jason Kide. If you face the goal, you suddenly stop, look at the goalkeeper, calmly say, 'connection! 'That must be 9CBS water source, if he didn't touch him, he fell by him. If someone touched him, he was Tomson hit him, he fell, he was an Ou Wen If someone will hit him, he seems to be, but it has not fallen, he is Maradona if someone hits him, he is not moving, he is Virii, he hits him, he The silk is not moving, and the person who is engaged in him. He is Batti if the referee defensive player is penalty and penalty, this is a superior referee, this is the Premier League, the referee blows offensive team fouls. This is Serie A. If the referee blows offense for a foul, and showing a yellow card, this is La Liga

If you can listen to the girlfriend and family who speaks the players, another voice is right, that is Huang and Zhang Road in explanation.

If it is easy to shoot into a ball, you will take a breath: "This goal is still very tight", it is the old Zhao if he took the ball to break the ball after shooting into the opposite party, then the man is Rooney

If I have seen the player to celebrate 30 seconds after the goal, it is CCTV in broadcast.

If I heard the "oh" in the TV after going into the game, it is a paragraph.

If you have heard two people in the laughter after going into the ball, it is Jianxiang and Zhang Road in viewing.

If the person of the goal, the person of the ball is a referee, that is the teacher in the quotation.

If you hear someone chatter after going into the ball, the player dragged the legs and closed, must be Liu Zonghong in the lyrics. After the national football team defeated, "Viagra" found a team member of the national team to do an ad. The plot is that a team of national team hugs a football left hand, and the right finger pointers the screen: "Who can not shoot more than 90 minutes, I can!" The factory of a safe case looked at the "Viagra" ads. Inspiration, so I also made an advertisement from the national team. The picture is: All players rushed to the ball, the slogan: "No matter how many times, shooting is not going in !!!" After the manufacturer of contraceptives, I also want to take a windmill after reading it. What is medicine for women? What should I do? ! However, after analysis, it is difficult to don't fall, after three days and three nights of meditation, I finally found a way: let a judge in A-a A blowing, whistle, blow, gesture, arrogant, said: "No matter how much it is shot, it is not enough!"

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