1. University Four-Years Operator "Trophy" display: (c_chairman)
(1) One, the bottom of the spinach soup, has been white, swelling, such as a small finger;
(2) A ladybug, a seven stars, I have done it carefully;
(3) a strawberry (good thing), but I don't know why it will appear in the bean bag;
(4) Playing the meat, see a big piece of meat in the vegetables (the size of the mouse, the people are envious), and I turned over, it is half a pig, it is still a long black hair! ! !
(5) Baozi, the first mouth has not been caught, the second mouth has already bitten;
(6) Tofu, after the first time I have eaten, I always went to the cafeteria to steal a few pieces of the plate brick before.
(7) Other: Parming can take a shower, rice can fight birds, steamed buns to Taiwan ...
Summary: Canteen is a place that can always bring us surprises: Today, you think that you have a food in the world, you can get tomorrow, you can always find yourself.
2, my intention is a beautiful beauty, and will eventually ride a fired dinosaur to marry me, but I saw her ride, but I didn't see its owner ...
3, one buddy said depressed: "I was refused by MM!"
Another saying: "You are so good, when I was refused, my sisters who were MM said to me."
Next to the buddies said: "You are really lucky, the news I have been refused to pass the girl's bedroom to the boys, and then I told me by my buddy."
The last one said: "Ah, the news I was refused is to see in our school BBS !!"
4, Jiangnan Seven Black Ma Yu Hong Qi Gong One Light Master Zhou Botong (teaching a mentally smart child) == Guo Jing heroes
The world's first king Chongyang (teaching seven talents) == 全 真七
Qi Qi seven × 3 This is the serious consequence of Wang Zhongyang blindly expanded! ! ! 5, Job Search Seven: Forte speech will attend the next to listen, "Listen to the hegemony"; all the contacts that I see the company's recruitment should allocate it, for "diary"; all the company recruits the resume, For the "itty"; all the resumes give the written test opportunity, "pen"; all the written tests have interview notice, "forces"; all the interviews will pass the offer, "Offer" The last category: The whole process has repeatedly rejected, the opportunity is all, the rivers and lakes are called "giant"! ! ! 6. I am from Dafeng, and now I am studying in Harvard MBA. (Harvard - Harbin Buddha College, MBA - "Monk Behaviour Analysis" - monk behavior analysis) 7. When class, two boys: A: "I curse your girlfriend is a big!" B: "I curse your girlfriend is our class !!!" 8. We should master what is the use of search engines represented by "Google" as "Google". What disease is to learn how to trace back from a dog's droplet to the dog. 9, (heating) The warm hand is basically rely on, and the warmth is basically shaking, the couple is basically relying on, the single is basically leaning. I can't write a letter, and the complaint can only be messy. When will the temperature? The school repayed no. Not seventy old, a little endurance, this is "11", you will freeze into puppies, Siberia will go, you still have no life! ! 10, the poor, one-size, university culture, rural household registration, broken house, three in the field, cold pot hot stove, wife does not Road, side shoulder - pain! ! ! 11, big one: I found that there is a strife, and the whole bowl is fell; Big Two: I found that there is a strife, pick it out to continue to eat; At the time: I found that there is a buzzer, when doing there is no insects to eat; At 4:00: I found that there is no insect, protest, and there is no worm to eat! When studying research: I found a kind of insect, sighed, so that it is too single; Reading Bo: I found that there is only a worm, feeling, the school's food is improved ... 12, I just liked MM, and later I fell in love with this art; I only like to go to Zhejiang University, and later I fell in love with this art; I started to like to cheat, and then I fell in love with this art; I started to like QQ, and later I fell in love with this art; I started to like this, and later I fell in love with the art of robbery. 13. I am cloning into the catering hall, and the smoke is biting. Left hooded spider dance, right to see a walk. Vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, scared fly! 14, I have ate the grain mixed grains in half a year - I finally made a stomach; I bought a lot of sports lottery in half years - finally in the five yuan; I chased the girl in half a year - I finally ran with people; I wrote the article in half years - finally used to rub the ass! (SOHU / CHINAREN Campus Forum) 15. It is not my handsome than I have talented, than I am handsome! As for the choice of your boyfriend, you look at it! ! 16, three school girls can't marry: nurses / nurses - will say: take off their pants, raise ass; English system - Cheng Tian will only say: **** ... Next, you can pick anything); Education / Teacher - Don't do it for a hundred times! ! ! 17, three schools of boys can't marry: architectural design - drawings every day; hotel services / management - put things to you here; accounting - every month from the end of the month! (C_chairman) 18. Test questions: China's coal is (), China's iron is (). I replied: China's coal is (black), China's iron is (hard). Sometimes I am also wondering, why did the teachers always have such a simple question after the students "reduce the burden"? (SOHU / CHINAREN Campus Forum) 19, the past love, has been formatted; now love, this page cannot be displayed or temporarily unavailable; future love, the memory is serious, please turn off some of the program and try again ... :( (SOHU / CHINAREN Campus Forum) 20, chat each word, punctuation half price charge, thousands of words, more than 20% off, first pay, chat, pay to you. 21, MM Looking for Tsinghua University, unnecessary lost. Fortunately, I met a professor with a few young books. "Excuse me, how can I go to Tsinghua University?" The professor thought for a while, and he worked with a long way: "Reading, only constantly studying, you can go to Tsinghua University." 22, I really want to write your name on the cigarette, then suck it into the lungs, staying closer to my heart ... 23, tell you a story:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?桊? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Strain? Slag?涠? ! ? ? ? ? ? ?谳? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ! idling? ? ? ? . This story name is called: the pig's head is bother! 23, Chinese Department: Yesterday, the GG is really good, the body is strong, like wild survival and camping activities, and there is a chest hair ... Biology girl: That ... then ... can he walk together? 24, (in the canteen) "Master, do you take this stone from my lunch box?" 25. Title: According to ... Write a description of articles ... Is it a teacher's thoughts, or is our student thinking too conservative? 26, (Finally, the entertainment is a small, count is the comfort of your hard work * ^ _ ^ *) "Mom, the puppy is licking his hand." "Child, the hand of the puppy is a paw, people The paw is called. "
