A. A certain elementary school, two students are quarreling, A: "You ... you call, I can find someone to come!" B said: "You .... You play! I I don't believe it ... "and then I really ran to call, and I put a sentence when I came back:" You know how to die after 30 minutes !!! "At this time, B is nervous, but There is also no way, after 30 minutes, the school broadcast: "A certain classmate, you have a visit, please go to the school." Although it is afraid, I want to be in the school, there should be no more things. So he went to the school office, a young teen of hair was dyed into him: "Are you a certain one?" B: "I am ..." .... "Apoo, I have been waiting, this is your name. 10 Summer PIZZA plus chicken, 5,300 yuan "B. Late night, Mr. Wang took the last test paper, unscrew the radio, and wanted to listen to music. The voice of DJ came from the radio: "XX Middle School High Level 3 X-class All class students give this song to their beloved Wang XX teacher, thank him for many years, there have been no number of exercises (especially This year, this year, "Let them get a valuable practice opportunity" to hear this, Teacher Wang's eyes wet, and the face of his heart is a comfort. DJ continued: "Let's let us listen to this song together, Li Huimin's" you really don't have good results ""
C. A lot of idioms, the young army wrote in the classroom: "My Home". The young army wrote this: "My family has a father and mother and three people. Every morning, we will go out, we will divide the darts, each running, and the same is true. Dad is an architect, a daily hand painting Mom is a salesman, and every day in the store is not refused; I am a student, I stayed in the classroom every day. My family is smelling, the family is a group and gas, but when I achieve a good performance, my father also fought. I have a good job of my five-body, and my mother is watching, and I have never seen any courage.
D. Health baby work has been done for a long time, turn on the radio, a gentle sound of sound: "If the skin is pink, the fluff on the face is tender, then it is very healthy", heard it, I can't help but pinch my own Face, look forward to the mirror, smile, look healthy. At this time, listened to the announcer said:
"Okay, listening to friends, this time our" pig knowledge lecture "is here"
E. Total experts We have high schools in high schools, some teachers are very bad for students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time, they will negotiate a good teacher. On this day, this teacher lectured in the classroom. The boy who sat behind the face was painful. The hand was gently squatted. The teacher didn't care, continue to talk about it, when the teacher, the teacher just turned to the blackboard Note, this boys suddenly "cave!!" (Vomiting sound), a boy with a table, put a bottle of eight treasure porridge on this boys at very fast speed, the teacher turned back See the white cloth on the table. At this time, another boys took out a teaspoon, a spoonful of scoop of the things on the desk to eat, and chew and said: "Hey, this buddy eats the peanuts from afternoon." Teacher saw : "Wow", then mad
