British scholars selected a social survey of more than 20 million people worldwide through the Internet, and selected the world's best joke in 2003. What is the secret of a joke? There are three factors that need to be laughed at jokes: It is necessary to have some sense of superiority, to eliminate the tension caused by worries, and its content is stupid. "Classic jokes (all of the above three factors): The best jokes in the United States: Two hunters from New Jersey hunt in the forest. Suddenly fell on the ground, turned over white, stop breathing. Peace to see this The situation, pick up the mobile phone, call the emergency center. He called the duty attendant at the first aid center: "My friend is dead!" what should I do? "The duty man said moderately:" Don't be nervous, don't worry, I will help you. But you have to believe that he is indeed still dead. "A piece of silence ... then came to a gun. The hunter pick up the phone and said," Okay, what should I do next? "British Best Joke: A woman took a child to sit on the bus. The driver looked at the child, suddenly said:" I have never seen such a ugly child in my life! "The angry woman walked to the last row, sat down, said a man next to him:" This driver just insulted me! "The man replied:" You hurry to find him, I will hold this ugly monkey for you! ... "Best Jokes in Canada: The Canadian Space Services began to send the astronauts to space for the first time, but they quickly reported that astronauts used a ballpoint pen to write in the weight loss. So they used 10 years It took 12 billion US dollars, and scientists finally invented a ballpoint pen. This pen is suitable for weightless, inverted, water, any flat object, Celsius 300 degrees. And Russia has always used pencils in space. German best Joke: The general discovered that a soldier was strange: he always picked up a piece of paper, took a look, then threw it, he muttered: "No, it's not this! "General orders will give the soldiers to see a doctor. After the psychologist examination, the psychologist wrote: This person has psychological obstacles, it is not advisable. Soldiers pick up the diagnosis book, please:" Yes, it is this! "Australia's best joke: a woman came to the hospital unfoldly." Doctor, give me a look! After I woke up this morning, I took the mirror, I was afraid, my hair was standing, wrinkled, her face was pale, and the eyes were red, and it appeared like a dead. What am I, doctor? "Doctor has a careful examination of the patient, then said:" Well, I can have a grasp to tell you, your vision is complete! "Best jokes in the Netherlands: Two friends play in the local golf course. One person hits the stick, and it is necessary to hit the ball. Suddenly discovered a long funeral team on the road. He put down the stick, closed his eyes, Pray. Surprised friends said: "This is the most touching scene I have seen in my life." You are a veritable big man! "The person ended after the prayer:" Yes, I know, I have done her husband and wife with her! " "England talks about Scottish and Irish 3 jokes: 1. A Irish called the tourist company:" How long will I take it to London? " "Officer wants to see the plane timetable, said to him:" (please) a minute, sir! ""thank you very much! "Irish replied with satisfaction and hangs.
2. A Scottish back home from England. The family asked: "How is in London?" Scottish replied: "OK! It is the English people very strange. When I lived in the hotel, I chouned a night wall like a madman." "" Then you What? "" I didn't do anything! I just blow a night flute! "3. A Irish came to London vacation and lived into a high-end hotel. Service life pick up the box and take him to the room. Irish said angrily: "Look at some! Don't think that I am from Ireland, let me live in such a small room!" The service student quickly explained: "Don't be angry, Mr.! This is an elevator."
