1. Four surgeons are sitting together, talking about what they like to do surgery. The first doctor said: "I like to do surgery for the library manager. When you open their body, everything inside is arranged in alphabetical order." The second doctor said: "I like to be accountant." Do surgery. When you open their bodies, everything is arranged in the order of numbers. "The third doctor said:" I like to do surgery for electricians. When you find their body, everything is used in colors. Do a code. "The fourth doctor said:" I like to do surgery for the Japanese. "The other three doctors face each other, indicating that it is, one of them asks. The fourth doctor said that because they don't have a heart, there is no spine, and the butt and head can be exchanged. 2. A person called the Japanese businessman and said: "I am looking for Mr. Tailang." The operator said: "Sorry, he died last week." The second day, this person called again, I want to talk to Tailang. This operator is a bit bored and said, "I have been telling you that he died last week. Why do you have to call?" That person said: "Because I like to listen to this matter." 3. A Japanese A restaurant in a hotel in China. When the waiter is on a plate of lobster, the Japanese asked: How do you deal with the left shrimp shell? "" Of course, I'm falling off, "the waiter." NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head," In our Japan, the rest of the shrimp shell will be sent into the factory, be a shrimp cake, and then sell it to you. "For a while, the waiter took a plate of fruit, and the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked:" How do you deal with the leftover lemon? "" Of course, I'm falling off, "the waiter." NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shook his head and said," In our Japanese, the left-owned lemon skin will be sent into the factory, do the results, then sell it to you. "When checking, the Japanese chewed chewing gum, and smiled and asked:" How do you deal with the left-owned chewing gum? "Of course it is spit," the waiter. "NO! NO! NO! "The Japanese shakes his head, and it is proud to say," In our Japanese, chewed chewing gum will be sent into the factory, make a set, and then sell you China. "The waiter asked impatiently:" Do you know how to handle the used set in our China? "" Of course I throw away. " "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said:" NO! NO! NO! In our China, I have sent it into the factory, and they are used as a chewing gum, and then sell a taxi on the road to the road of Jigago, take a Japanese tourist. At this time, a taxi exceeded the past, the Japanese shouted: "Hey, Toyota! Japan manufactured! How fast!" After a while, another taxi exceeded. "Look, Nissan! It is manufactured in Japan! It's too fast!" Another taxi exceeded.
