§ When a person is playing, I need to put the equipment. I will find something to throw things in the corner to change the trumpet. The result is gone ... The other is my own coordinates of the treasure location. ...
§ Something, "Tianshi", very sad, one night, finally vomiting blood lucky pass, the result is not careful to point "Replay" button ...
§ 4 years ago and brothers played an upgrade in Internet cafes, then took 8 2 2, I had a pair of big kings and the main son of his call, we added together Accounted for 2/3 of the main card. As a result, I was excited to kick the chassis ... After two hours I left the Internet cafe, I saw the network tube in the machine to repair me.
§ Fishing in WOW, equipped with fish to attack the fish in the water, the result was biteed by the fish; the task was stationed next to the fire, unfortunately being burned; go to a village, a room, five or six An NPC is talking, one of which can attack, I am slightly, this group of people turned around to hammer me, continue to talk about laughter ...
§ When playing "Cologne", I bought red water from the players. NPC sells 80 bottles, the man sells 100 bottles, the price is 3000. I bought 100 bottles in a breather, I found that the money is 30W, it turned out to be a single price of 3,000 bottles ...
§ There is a real joke that happened in the WCG China Division. Playing CS, 5V5, the player XX is a mess, and XX is a bit nervous after a key police reverse bureau. At the beginning of the game, XX quickly bought a gun, hit Rush B in the inner channel, with four players three, divided into B points, repel 2 CT defensive, put B points to account for . When I was going to bury the thunder, I suddenly found the "thunder bag". The list shows that 5 people have not taken it, and the following conversation is now immediately: A: "Thunder bag?" B: "Thunder bag in the base!" C: "Who throws in the base?" D: "XX?" Throwing in the base! "XX:" Not I thrown, not I thrown, thief fucking! "5 people left each other, returned to the base to take the thunder bag, and rebounded back to B. Thunder. After the game was lost without suspense, the XX called the thunder bag that was thrown. Five people watched Demo together, and finally found that XX throws ...
§ When playing Uo, I especially want to be an ironmith. After learning to dig mine, I finally found a very big mountain outside the city. I was very full, so I didn't move ... At this time, I took a knight on the road to take the initiative to help me, just remember his head. Insert a feathered hat and ride a horse. It is this very decent person to ran my ore, and no longer come back> _ <.
§ I have a good friend when I study college, especially like the army, a bunkai, often enclosed into a pile of the top four military chess. The rules at that time were not taken away after miles, but they continued to be buckled like other big elections, and the fried chess was taken away. At that time, the commander of 4 people had hung up, the biggest chess is the arms. The man's chess is just flew, he is out: "This is a mine!" Then everyone laughs ... The original military commander may only be flew in the land, he bite this is the mine, just exposed The military commander is the arms.
