I said, "You are a pig!" You said: I am a pig. "Since then, I will call you 'pigs'. One day, you can't help it, when everyone shouts" I am not a pig! "
One day monkey asked the fox: What is you guess? What is the name of the fart? The fox said: Zhao Wei's "I want to think about it"! At this time, a turtle protruded from the grass and said: I thought it was "when"!
A male family, a cat, annoying, 遂 will abandon this cat. However, this cat is unsuccessful several times. One day, the male driver abandoned the cat, call his wife as he didn't go home, did the cat go home? Wife Day: Back. Male rude: Let it answer, I am lost!
The elephants and ants worshiped a child. One day, I was like a car accident and lived in the hospital for rescue. After the ant heard, he hurried to the hospital. In the way, I met a rabbit, and the rabbit asked the ant. Where was this hasty? Ants said: My big brother is hospitalized, I will give it to it!
When you receive this blessing, please put your head to the wall, every star in front of you is my deep blessing you!
Remember the military training under the tree that year? The coach said to the students: "The first row of reports!" You were surprised to look at the coach, the coach said loudly: "The number!" So you are very reluctantly turned to hug the tree!
Not every flower can represent love, but the rose is done; not every tree can resist thirst, but white Yang is doing; not every pair of lovers can have a long time, but we have done!
Your quality is like a plum blossom, your character is like the glacier, you have a connotation, you have a cool cool, so we respect you "Meichuan Cool"!
Four tragedy of life: a long drought is gang Yu ---------- a drop, his hometown is known -------- End of the hat, the night -------- next door, gold list nomination Time ---------- The same name.
Tiangang is wild, and hope to make money is too embarrassing. The water bay is long, and there is no longer the money.
I did a dream last night, dreaming that your hand cheehawn sahwood was in chasing a pig. The pig suddenly begged: this is the same root, how is it!
I wake up tomorrow, I am lying on a mosquito, there is a suicide note on my side, I'm going to fight for one night, and I have not pierced your face. Your face is so thick, you have to live in this world! Lord ~ forgive him! I am suicide.
One year old appearance, ten-year-old, the 20-year-old ideal, the 30 years old is basically oriented, eat fragrant everywhere, 50 years old, strong Ten years old sun, ninety years old lying in bed, one hundred years old hanging on the wall.
I have a request: send me a gift, please eat, I hope you can satisfy me, otherwise, I will write your mobile phone number on the wall, write a "certificate" in front, you look at it!
Yesterday, I dreamed that he said that I can satisfy me, I took out the globe to say that the world is going to peace, he said it is too difficult, change it. I took out your photo and said that this is gone, he thought about saying: Take a globe me again!
I have been replaced now, it is also a right, I will miss me later, I want to see me, give me a call, I sent a car to pick you, phone number 110. Two US middle-aged people have a heartbeat in the street. One of them is very excited: friends, Vietnam, 1969! The other refers to the body: friends, banana skin, 20 feet! I thought that there was better, and I've been able to think that the best is like you. At first, the emergence of you did not think that over time, I found out that you were - it is best to bully!
Know why you have a life this life? In fact, we met thousands of years ago. At that time, it was spring. You ran very far in the wind. I left your teeth on me, and I made a good story. At that time, my name is Lu Dongbin.
When I was young, I didn't guess, I sing you and dance, I can sing two hundred songs, you can jump two hundred dances, so people know that I have two hundred songs, saying that you are two hundred dances.
One day, I came to a wishing well. I bent down. I would like to throw a coin in the well. You also want to wish you a wish but you accidentally turn into the well, I was shocked, muttered Road: I'm really spirit!
Frankly said that I like you very much, your eyes, walking postures, happy look, spoiled cute or even you sleep, I am fascinated! It can be the most angry that you don't catch the consumption, and you will fall!
I told my mother ... I really like you ... I have to take you home ... I am accompanied by me! Do you know? ... I have been in this time ... I found I can't don't have you now ... but my mother is refused ... she said: "Don't raise pigs at home!"
There is a bean, falling, it is discouraged, the mood is low. This bean is me. What can I encourage it to stand? The answer is - you! Because there is a thing, it is called "pig encouragement beans."
I am a lonely tree, standing on the road for thousands of years, lonely waiting. Only one day, when you walk from the side of the road, I dumped you ... I am not flat, you will be alive!
In the night of the moon, you are not famous. The ninja, the prestige is standing on the top of the Forbidden, and I suddenly see you look back, take a cold shovel, look up: grinding the knife!
Missing is a rope, you are on the head, I took this head, when I miss you, I will pull the rope, there will be your voice ... Wang Wang ~~
Who are you? Sorry, I forgot your number, I guess you is Shen Jingbing, Liu Wei? If it is Qin, Qin, or Mei Ren's apricot, is not, you must be Yan Taicai.
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