How many of the comparable careers, I do a programmer N reasons

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There are so many occupations in the world, what is the benefit of making a programmer? One day I thought about it for a long time, I finally found the following N reason:

First, get the admiration of computer blindness. When you operate your computer, especially when you use a non-Windows operating system (such as AIX, OS / 390), you can see you when you enter a few inexplicable characters. The screen shows a variation of multi-end, mysterious data and screen. Listening to the computer outside the office counts and thousands of kilometers, listen to your command, this love this scene, will make those computer blind eyebrows "to your admiration is like a river, stretching ... "Soon, the difficulty you want to chase and pursue will reduce much, and you have chased your hand, you will be more dead to you. (According to statistics, the programmers according to this person, the programmers of more than 9% are male, so it is assumed that you are a GG; if you just have a beautiful eyebrow, it is based on the observation and statistics, find a computer blind GG probability One percent, Ignore it is ignored here)

Second, you can work overtime. It is well known that programmers need to spend a lot of time for hard work. After get off work, colleagues often sit in front of the computer, one of the gods, the eyes are not turned, and I will not leave for a long time. In general, everyone is in the process, but in the instant of the compiler, it will be in the next Go, play CS, work games, people who don't love labor can also take this way of escaping to do housework, can be described as a fell Number.

Third, you can travel frequently. On the side of the road, the train station, the airport, where you can take a laptop, or a suxex, or you don't trim. The former is approximately sales, the latter is approximately technical support engineers or programmers. The ancients said: "Will Wanli Road, read 10,000 books" Although I have no chance to travel in a hurry, I can at least visit the train station in all over the world, and put some airport labels on the suitcase, let people feel that it is wide, cool!

Fourth, you can stay up late. "Moon Black Wind" is not only a good time for committing crimes, but also a good time for programmers work. The night is quiet, everything is silent, there is no hassle during the day, there is no interference of the outside world, and you will be helpful. In the long run, you will have a mature face that transcends the actual age, and it is a vicissitudes of life.

Five, the income is high. Although I can't be with Bill Gates, I can't be with Ding Lei, but you think about it, in the countryside in the west, one acre of crops can earn more than one hundred dollars, a strong labor one can be specified five, six acres ! Write a procedure, how many crops are listed on people, contentment!

Sixth, if there is no Yao Ming, there is no Lu Yi long Shuai, then don't dream as the star or a star, or come to make a programmer; if there is no tongue lotus, there is no pen, there is no Dream is a lawyer or writer, or to make a programmer.

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