1. - once I took a bus with a female colleague, she said that she just spent more than 400 bottles, and the driver said next to him, then you tens of pieces. Female colleagues said, no, don't make Master, I will give you a lot of money. The driver said, then I have to find you (money).
2 .-- There is also a hush, the door of the office, the car, to rush to the boyfriend, and go to the train to educate me, a small
The girl should be quiet, and you will walk so much!
3. Also muttered. There is a threshold of Tsinghua West Gate, and the security guard has been looking at a huge steel pipe. The master is when they have been opened. The mouth is so high, the tank is so high, the tank can't open!
4. Have a master to ask me, Miss, will you drive? I can't say it, I ask the master difficult. The master takes the steering wheel, it is not difficult, and you said, you go to the steering wheel, the dog can open!
5. The north-north direction of Xizhimen Bridge cannot be straight, and the car needs two laps on the bridge to the north, or take a circle to the door bridge, and will bypass to the exhibition hall. A master said: "Should be on this bridge, a sofa, a sofa, let the designer sitting on the side, look at the low queue, see what he is designed."
6. In Baiyi Road, the Zizhu Bridge is eastward, there is a big turn close to the semi-circle, wasted a large place, I ask the driver what is the reason? The master said: "This is? You don't know, this is waiting to be selected to be selected by Guinness stupid."
7. Another thing I have written into the novel and repeat it here. One said in the 2008 Olympic Games, I asked the master, now start learning English. He is very grievances, "Hey!" I asked: "How are you studying the law, how is it going to learn the class?" He said: "Let's buy a tape!" Then he listened to you. " Ah. "Happy music," Do you know this address? "Master didn't speak, then Chinese:" Do you know this address? "Master said:" I don't know! "Tape said:" Yes, I know., I know. "Master said:" Oh he knows, he knows you ask him! "We laughed. The tape is then said: "Sorry, I don't know, I don't know." The master did not play one place: "Hey, you don't know it!" He said to us: "You said this Will, we are so older, he knows that you will not know later! "
8. There is another time, the master asked me: "How do you do it yourself?" I said: "I will not be awkward." He said: "He will not be good, don't don't do anything." There are too many roads on the street. I can't see it, I can't see it, I have opened it. When I arrived at the parking lot, I will reveal that they are not there. "
9. One night, I have squeezed with my husky from the mother home from the mother home. My husband is also a crazy love to open a fast car, but he takes someone else to compare and hate me to get on the bus. He sat in the front seat, we quietly. But see the master passed through the five clocks, Zuo Zhiqi, and we surrounded the police slide. When the red light, he suddenly asked the front seat of the speech: "Be afraid? "We suddenly stunned, my husband said:" No, you are really good. Don't see it, but really steady "Master said:" I used to open the military car, I can't stand the car in front. " "10. Another time, we participated in a wedding, and did not say, after opening a few kilometers, the master suddenly said:" Do you quarrel? Why don't you talk? This life, still have passion I don't have any passion. I will give you a song. "That is our first time I have finished listening to Qi Qin in laughter."
11. When I was in love with this year, I was in love, and I did an official to sit down. The master asked: "Is there a boyfriend?" I swee up: "Yes." Question: " "Is it good to you?" I shy: "Okay." The master came to face his face: "Okay, fuck is fake!"
12. I met this master, or I met his buddy. It is estimated that it is the kind of special music to wake up the young people. He asked me that there was a boyfriend, I am very honest, saying that he is tight: "Still don't look good, now the man is not a good thing !!" "It is definitely not a child, it belongs to the police world I was called a pour.
13. One day, I took the breeze. I took a small girl to go home. I saw a small door in the middle of the road. It is estimated that the speed plus the wind speed and put the car, just in us. When the small face is next, the people inside is planning to climb out from the inside. The driver in our car speaks: "Okay, I also open the door, he thought he was open."
14. Once again, the exhaust gas of a car in front of our car is very turbid, raising a big black smoke, the driver comes: "The front of the car is burning (pǐ)."
15. One time I moved, (never moving a whole package), after sitting on the taxi, just have a friend of the foreign land to short message, the phone is dripping, I will press the message, then call the message. When the car is halfway, the driver suddenly came to the guide, "quarrel? Do you don't pick up your mobile phone? How did he sin? Go back to treat him, make a move? Right, how is he?" "". " .... Advaken and fast, I don't know how to insert the words at all, I am crying, the mobile phone is ringing, the driver is called "" You are picking up ~~~~~~ ""
16. On the day of the Valentine's Day, I took my boyfriend to get off work, and the driver asked me if I went to the boyfriend. "I said," Well "driver again" will definitely receive flowers today? "I said "He didn't hable" he said, "Then I will send you a lot," I immediately took a flower from him to hand it to me, my favorite is shocked ~~ The result is a car to see even boyfriend. , The occasional flowers, his face is black.
17. Kaifang can't stand upstairs. I saw that Xiari driver actually wear a white glove, this is not convinced, "Hey, 嗬, open a broken Xiali and still wear white socks!" 18. I remember to sing with a few girlfriends to Melody, in the car, we are interested A vibrant discussion will give some songs to sing: "You" suddenly want to love you ", you must sing, I want to listen." "Everyone has to sing" JJMM stand up "." "You How is the Huangmei show? I always want to listen to you ... "叽 嘎 极 闹闹. The driver's master has been driving the driving, waiting until the destination, when he pays, he is very dissatisfied: "Said so much, you will sing first." - Pour, dare to let the master Open ear.
19. In fact, it is the most hard work, I have a sense of sorrow, I have listened to the person, and the masters rely on the needle of the temporary, becoming the people, ironically humorous to adjust the journey and life - Beijing Ye, I really want to have A reporter friend summed up, and foreign drivers generally love to criticize local municipal governments. Beijing drivers are directly criticized ... how to get it?
20. When I was sitting in Tianjin, the general drivers liked the dirty difference between Tianjin. Some drivers told us a laugh, but he said with a very serious tone: "That Laden originally wanted to come to China to mess, but why didn't you move? He said in Shanghai, um, international metropolis, Very bustling, staying for me to make money, don't blow. Fly to Beijing, 嗬, so many monuments cultural relics, there are mosques, have to stay, do not blow. One turned to Tianjin, the master said, there is no monument here. It is not bustling, fried? Laden said: "This is not fried, so broken down. "So turned
21. Say a bus driver, there is a passenger to extend his head outside the window, the driver speaks: "That stretcher stretching his head, this car can't let your head! ~
