University boys love resume (hilarious)

xiaoxiao2021-03-06  48

The following is my advantages: Special presentation resume, I hope that MM can do my girlfriend! ! !

It is very strong: 45 times of the girls were launched, and they were still alive.

People are also very good: This is the 36 girls in 45 girls and the last sentence I said "You are really good."

I like it: Where is the world where there is no grass, can't take a bath every day! Take off your clothes ~

Love animals: So "Xiaoqiang" in his home is in group.

Waiting for people: men and women don't ask, all are suitable!

Doing things decisive: After buying things, pay the bill, hungry, eat it.

Seeing the righteousness: Helped a few MM pulled the zipper.

Save water: Don't wash your hands after it.

Looking for money for parents: I love my parents

Will not fall in the stone: I have not saved my friend from the well. He said that I wanted to see his girlfriend's last side. I didn't say that his girlfriend was thrown down.

Have sympathy: I plan a plan to let friends fall in love, so that he has the same mood with me, this is sympathy! !

I am very sunshine: So black and carbon.

Accommodation to people: I have a little myopia.

Quality: In the experience of being smashed, a girl pulled me to the outskirts, sent me a rose, slowly inserted a wild feces, I immediately understood, I didn't wait for me. When I won't disappear, she gone!

Toughness: After 6 hours in the tea seat and friends, my friend finally went to pay!

Very romantic: rose, red wine, violinist, candle, there is a bag of Kang Master

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