Four jokes

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1. A police dog saw a general dog on the road, and ran in the majesty to ask: I am a police dog, what are you? Ordinary dog ​​disdainfully look at it: idiot, see clearly, Laozi is a casual clothes!

2, the four-year-old boy pro-three-year-old girl, the girl said to the boys: You have to be responsible for me. The boy patted the girl's shoulder, smiled and said, you can rest assured, we are not a child!

3, late night Bush saw that Laden standing in front of his bed, batch, Bush is shocked: You are bold, dare to gain the White House! Laden licked the beard of Qi Qi chest, smiled in violi, said: It is so confident!

4, mouse: I am now in love with bats, and after the children live in the air, I am not afraid of your cat. The cat is clear, pointing at the owl on the tree, said: I haven't seen my child!

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