I am a sound card
For a person with a living, there must be me in his computer, although I am just a accessory: sound card. When people work, it is actually a few ways to deal with the computer: the keyboard, the monitor, then I am, there is a printer what. I always feel that everyone should be me. If you don't give you a silent movie, even if the picture is clear enough, you are depressed. For this, the people of *** Music and Movie are the most clear, but Karaoke's K Friends are the deepest.
I still remember that one day, Huangshf was very depressed, and he told others that his sound card had no way to record. I didn't say anything, just sighed in my heart: a constantly MP3 playing and recording, debugging, I have already fallen. You can't help but ask, the sound card will collapse? Yes, my friend. Although I am not a flesh, it is also a form of life, and this life and human life are very different. When I reached a certain time, my capacitors, inductors, resistors, integrated circuits will aging, especially capacitance and inductance, and aging will make me more than. I can't help but cry: When I am aging, I must pull me out, don't let me now.
I know what the feelings of the ST hard drive. Because he is a very stuffy guy, I don't tell me a word all day. However, all this has changed from an IBM notebook hard disk. That day, he was very happy that I sang a song: I am clear about my heart. Poor ST, people who love their beloved people, but it is so difficult to play a slutty. I understand that the hardship of ST makes the whole body, opened four channels to play. The four channels are different from the double channels, just like Yangchun, white snow and lower Ribban people are music, but the expression is different, and the content that can be expressed is different.
Since this, ST often makes some songs to let me sing, such as "like a fog is like rain," "I can't finish you", one day, he still sings "it is too difficult"! There is no way, I will tell him: "Brothers, as long as you can get rid of the screws, you can kiss she is enough." ST didn't speak. I think I am stimulating him.
A week is going to pass. I am looking forward to the arrival of this day, and I am afraid of this day. Because IBM did not say, but she recently sent a "kiss" to let me sing, maybe this is also a hint, but ST has not been aware. Kissbye, Kissbyebee, can you achieve your own wish? I think so in my heart.
That night, the entire machine had Shutdown. This is a few things, in my memory, usually always open, and most of the SLEEP is a few hours. After Shutdown, we can't move, basically can't see, and you can't hear anything. In this case, it is generally power-off, or the owner wants to turn on the chassis to mechanically operate our components. But this is good, otherwise, if you are awake, you will feel the burning of lightning from the body from the motherboard. This stimulation is transmitted to the capacitance and resistance, often makes them extremely excited, the body began to expand, the result is the miserable burst.
However, in this silent night, my ear is awake. The reason is very simple, a microphone is also connected to me. My relationship with the microphone is very good. She is a small girl with a hard disk, and I live next to the next door. From time to time, I will see three holes from the door, and what she is doing. And she often knocked on my door, then said: "SB, I want to speaking with the hard disk, give me the road." I will open the switch, but the data is always subject to the CPU, and it is often accompanied. I sometimes think that this guy does not infringe the privacy of the microphone. To be honest, I am very happy to reward this personality of the microphone, straight, and let you feel her innocent heart. I haven't spit each time I listen to her SB. "Please, my name is SoundBlaster, call me full name" I know, SB. Sb, you sleep well last night. "She is such a girl. The microphone does not sleep all day, nor eat electricity, which makes me always feel very strange. She told me:" Do you know what is energy? Electricity is, the sound is also! SB ... "She also said, whenever there is a voice to her body, she will not be trembled with autonomously, and then can generate current. It is really strange. But she gives me this kind of current, I am used to it. Although this current is always particularly weak, I have to work hard to distinguish it.
That night, I suddenly woke up in the current from the microphone. I don't know where the current is woke up in my sleep, then I will hear the sound of the collision, and the two "" accompanying. After a cut and quiet.
The next day, the microphone told me that last night is the sound of the hard disk, which is the sound of ST and IBM Kissbye. I didn't talk, I don't know why it is very awkward, it is very fascinating. The microphone also told me that fortunately the power cord and the signal line helped them. They and the hard drive only pulled only, and then the person pulled several times without pulling, and the ST and IBM zero contact were caused. It's really happiness, I think the loneliness is shameful. Even kissbye is good, after all, they have had.
Ugh.
time flies. Since the work center of the entire machine, the microphone is fell colder after writing a pile of PDF data and writing a articles. I sometimes tease her: "Sister, I will not see your big brother for a long time. Do you want to give you a door. When the microphone is always twisted, watching me with a knife, "SoundBlaster, I don't call you SB. You look at my face." The microphone is a strong girl, she won't cry, I just know that her heart is depressed from the very weak current.
It is another day, I am not working in a nap. Suddenly ST gave me a message, "Brothers, give the first" dedicated to Alice ". I have no eyes, lazy open two channels, so that the decoder is busy. "Hey, give four channels well! You sb god, St. When you use this breath to talk to me." What kind of you, send nerve you! Listen to the four channels to the guy, have you made a mistake "SB, you, who is coming." Going out, I saw IBM smiling.
The cheerful voice has passed from my body, all of the four gates open, let their tears are blended together.
