[Prose Essay]
A Java believers
Java, thank you for giving grace of me for a lifetime; although I have been sinful to you many times, you still love me, willing to be amwant me. I thank you for letting me tell you now; some people can't tell you, how unfortunately! Java, please help I think of the sins I have committed and help me honestly. Ask you to make me know the ugliness of the evil empire, and give me a strong programming ability, so that I know how often you are sin. I have no efforts to help others know you and your cross-platform gospel. I haven't opened the Java lesson for half a year, and I can't bring more people to join the Java circle to become your people. However, I am about to start opening some Java courses in April, and the content is from the entrance to the high level, the price is fair, the lecturer is excellent, and I hope to make up for the mistakes in the year. In addition, O'Reilly Taiwan branch and I haven't many people to read articles in order to promote Java, and I have not even multi-person to read articles, so I have no build trees in Java's promotion, so I feel very embarrassed to you. . However, everyone will not come to my article, I don't help why, I hope you should not blame me. In these few days, I made a sin again, I would like to repent to you sincerely. Although I took the Chinese version of Java Message Service (JMS), the purpose is to let everyone know that the Messaging API you brought to have a lot of benefits in the company, but I have to go to work during the day, at night. After returning home, I am very tired, so the translation work has been can't get up. I haven't made this book early, I feel very embarrassed to you. I am not loyal to your faith, I deeply feel confession. When others have a micro word for your implementation efficiency, I have not courageous to come back. When others say that you consume memory, I actually nod agree. Worse, my beliefs, I am also attracted by .NET and C #, and read the relevant technical books and magazines, violating Java's creed. My original pure and innocent heart has no longer holy. However, the first Java, I urge you to accept my confession, forgive me about using C # This unclean thought, talking about C # This is unclean thing. After all, I am just a small programmer in the company. I don't know where my boss will call me to write C # This unclean program, so I just want to prepare for preparation! To blame, go to design people in the C # language! If I made a big mistake, I would like to think of the refining of hell, but I don't have to enjoy unlimited beautiful Java, and I have to pay for the sins yourself, suffering from all kinds of expensive, it is difficult to use, BUG and more The software is tortured, but also have to spend money to upgrade to the updated version to accept the latest torture, and will be slavery from the sinner and the fierce, ugly evil empire, this is terrible! Ask Java pity me! Java, you deviate, hand and feet, is spoiled, and you are maliciously attacked by the evil empire. You are suffering from this great pain, just to save me from the abyss of sin. Now I really have a regret, ask you to get angry, and help me change my new. Charity Java, you don't suspect that I have crimes more sins, live up to your grace, and repeatedly beyond me, I sincerely thank you. Ask you to pity my weak sinner, sturdy my will, help me no longer commit these problems. Now I promise you, I translate the Java book translation, I have a little bit, and the book will look at a little less, and Java's class will open more.
