What is customer? The customer may be God, but on the other hand, the customer may be "tortured" our best machine.
A good report, do not want to complete the completion through reasonable decomposition,
I want to fill out once, then promise the report, so that the web system and Excel have no difference. Many lines, multi-column complex report !!!!!!!!!
No way, I have to use the "garbage method", and establish a 300-field database in the database corresponding to it.
Although sql statements and other submissions pages using the handles, people do not write code, but add pages and pages are displayed in red tape to a life !!!!! @@@@@@@@@@@@@
But customers like it, let him like it.! :) :(
The most draft laugh is in the afternoon, I see how the report is not suitable, I have to call the customer:
Me: "Hello, please open your annual report - output value. Add value report, I have some questions to confirm ........"
Customer: "Well, wait for a while ............"
I: "Excuse me, the small count in your table, in the 15 column, is it necessary to enter, or the statistics of our program?"
Customer: "Wait for a while, I think ............"
Customer: "Oh, right, think of it, is what we entered, don't have to count ............"
I: "Hey !!!!!!, this, then we need to provide you with the input box, is it?"
Customer: "Yes, let us enter ..."
I: "Oh, good, goodbye"
Customer: "Goodbye, oh, right, how is it? After 10 days, the more than 40 reports can't go online trial operation?"
Me: "It is estimated that it is still necessary to ease two days, the report is more complicated ............"
Customer: "They have been doing for 10 days, there should be not more investment ~~"
I: "Ok, we try our best ..........."
I hung up the phone !!!!!!
"Junk !!! This is dead. Our small counts are statistics, customers need to fill in !!!, modify the database, add 65 fields. "
"What !!! @! @, Small counts to add, you don't make a mistake !!!!" All the people in the project group squatted at my eyes!
"Yes, and communicate with customers, they have to add., Modify it"
"Damn, .." "fake ...", "TMD ..." "What is a fan, .......", "This is a crazy report, .... "All people have issued their own curse language.
No way .. Is there any way. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
This may be a demand. This may be a customer .............................
"Get off work, go, take a pleasant weekend, all reports die, next week we re-change it, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,, "!! @ !!!!!
