Wu Zongxian's classic rigs (laughing, you are definitely a heterogeneous)
Constitutional brother: Let's guess what is the guest: He Shou Wulongo: He Shouwu is a musical instrument?
A group of little boy against Shujudite, singing, singing, is a girl, will others think that you are girls? Child: Will you have a young brother? Child: No constitutional brother: You have no younger brother? No younger brother is a girl, a young brother, a little brother, is there? Child: No constitutional brother: Oh! Didn't bring it?
Constitutional Ge: I would rather want to be by the people I love, I have no relationship with the cow, as long as I love her, Aya, who is love her: Then you are a bone, a constitutional brother: I am infatuated man, you said my bones Aya: Are you infatuated? Then I am a big breast, I will, I will be, I don't want this. I don't like this: Old flowers, don't like this: Third, 32 concave
Once, I came to a couple, saying that the male will help the woman's feet in the constitutional brother to pull the man aside, saying to the man: Your conditions are not very bad, you don't have to do this humble thing, good Ok, so you have to have a boy's dignity, don't help others, you first wait ... and then the constitutional brother ran to the girl, said to the female: In fact, I love to help others!
The constitutional brother said Aya: In fact, the ghost film should call you, people come out, ah ~~~~ No head, you come out, ah ~~~ No chest!
The constitution brother smiled and gave birth to fat, Aya: You still laughed at home, the proportion fifteen! Constitutionalge: Hey ~~~ What is wrong with the big head? After that, let the head on the shoulder of the female guests. Aya: Why do you eat people tofu? Constitutional brother: I just rely on it, because my head is very heavy.
A guest is in the show, all people are in trouble, follow the chaos and guests: Live the mouth of the pouth to the pouth: you see, you are singing next to you, only I have no singing guest: Yes, good friends are such a constitutional brother : No, I listen to you, I use two hands, I have a microphone, how can I get a microphone?
Constitutional brother: Some dogs are listening to English, you call it to sit down, it can't understand! I even had a dog, it is brought back from foreign countries, I call it, sit down, shake hands, shake hands, it ignore it, it turns over, watching it is back, saying HIT
Come on a ballet, and the constitutional brother wants to stimulate Aya, let Aya learn to jump: You jump one, the simple feet movement is good, the guest will teach it, Aya is thinking Xue Shen Ge immediately shouted: card!丞林: She has not settched out, I am. Constitutional brother: No way, her face, I want to cart
Constitutional Ge: Wow, this way of practicing for 30 years, what is practicing? Guest: Qigong constitutional brother: too wild! Change me, ask me what is practicing? I practiced the martial arts: that is, Martial Arts Qigong: What is the practice? Guest: The throat, Aya: The throat is a very fragile part of the human body. The constitutional brother: Yes, it is only more than the liver, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys ... Hard a little Aya: Haha, seem to be better than Many places have hard oh, the chartrees ask the guests: What do you use to stamp the throat? Guest: Both the chopsticks or steel bars ~ (the guests said that the steel JIN is not clear, there is a bit like JUN) constitutional brother: Steel Army, the steel bar sounds, the steel army sounds like a big strike, a guest Painting very nature: God, you get our big deer ~~~ Live smile: What is your job? Guest: The assistant constitutional orry ~~~ horse riding is a true horse or ...? Location: Of course, it is a real Ma Xiange: That guest, Miss, I want to ride, can you ...? Guest: I can teach you to ride a mallowglass: You can teach me ~ Guest: For the constitutional brother: Then I will change your clothes! Want to take a bath after riding? Live ....... 哥 哥: You said it, because you look, we don't want to go there.
Constitutional brother: I heard that the boyfriend is quarreling because of your work: because people who usually come to our company, they are not for real riding: oh ~~~ I know, I want to ride another horse pearly laugh. The guests are not a constitutional brother, not, you have a mini horse, Arab horse, they want to ride this.
The guest asked the guest: What is the most like to eat? Guest: Carrots also have Fangtangxian Ge: Fu Luo Pot and absurd?
Constitutional: In my back, I have your hood, if one day, my turn is in front of me, I am behind you, or I have a hood!
Nature of the constitutionalism: I have to take a play recently, I will promote you as a heroine, is it good? Aya: It's terrible to be ah day: The name of the story knows a certain red Aya: What constitutional: "霹雳 官 官" Aya: What is, I still "I love the gold hoop" : "I love the gold hoop" is a piece of a film: Really fake? The constitutional brother, you have a look ~~~~~ Aya applapse: I don't know, I don't see, I didn't see the constitutional brother: Ok, calm, then I ask you, what is the characteristics of the golden hoop? Aya ... The constitutional brother said while doing action: the golden hoop can become bigger, and it can ...
The constitutional brother asks the guest: No, this drama do you have? It seems that your old brother has a play. Guest: Yes, I am playing his old second constitutional brother: The first time I play the old two, comfortable?
Constitutional Ge: Let's welcome the No. 2, do you have a boyfriend now? No. 2 Pen: There is a constitutional brother: Well, let's welcome 3 AYA: You don't have this realistic, listen to others, I want to jump directly.
One role played a constitutional brother: This is robbery, please take the money out, otherwise I want Play Hand Gun, kill you Aya asked the guest: Friend said that your song is very like Fay Fei? Guest: Enteen: Why do they lie to you?
Constitutional Ge: Let's welcome our guests to sing a song, called "sweet honey" guest: is not, it is "Xiaocheng Story" The constitution is very faceless, hard: No, this song name Call "sweet honey", but the lyrics are "small city stories". This is not good, let everyone have a step! Then I turn over to the band accompaniment: that teacher, trouble with the prelude of "sweetness>, then enter the" small city story "
Constitutional Ge: I have a professional question asking you, is it good? It's all in the rice field, will you pull out? Location: In fact, it is basically the same as usual, maybe more constitutional brothers with you: Have you seen me? I am a pink yeah, there are two angels in rotating Nono: pink? You still have a bow!
Constitutional brother: Japan is very powerful! Because it is very careful, it uses a plastic sleeve to every rice. Aya: When you are harvested, the farmer will kiss every grain, is it? Constitutional brother: And he all the weather will listen to the fate of the Beethoven.
Guest: Will you include when you mean? Location: Will ... Constitution: Will you have a smile when you have? That is smiling ...
Aya asked a little boy: Is there a lot of good friends in the school? Boy: There is Yilin: Do you like you? Boy: There is no girl in our class. Only boys' constitutional brothers: 喔 ~~~ Is there a boys like you, Aya: You don't want to be so bad?
Constitutional brother: Do you use your wife to use your tears? Little boy: Sometimes a constitutional brother: 9-year-old boys can't cry, like I also have a child, my son will not cry. Because his mouth is sewn by you, Zhang Xiange: No, he has once From the 4th floor, just take a shot, say: 喔 ~~~ So high, later be careful
The constitutional brother said Aya: You have a dragon dance, far-sighted, a meal, a meal,
Constitutional: They have passed a sentence in the school: what is dry, you are too uncommon, you, I have never eaten pork, I also read Aya walking!
Once "I can't fake" is a guess dog: Nono, the same is a dog, do you have any questions?
Aya: Her brother once brought her flute to the golden hoist to play the charm of the goddess: I haven't taken it to the mushroom.
Constitutional: So now, please ask our guests to choose, this 5 music, beauty, you choose which guest: No. 4 Aya: Why guest: This is very obvious, because only her skirt is not more than the knee, I am I want to use music to judge it, it is possible to choose this. Constitutional brother: That's good, thank you for the answer, thank you ~~~~
Aya wears a very sexy dress. Constitutional brother: "Suddenly think that our Aya changed you, yes, have you seen this leg is a leg!" Aya: "This is not to seduce you!" 宪: "The body is really good. She is bad on this face!"
"Women often say men are animals. But women prefer small animals" "Wine has wine slag, people have a slag, good wine into the bottom, good people are not often"
In the first phase, I guess the problem of the color wolf. "Because my sister is very beautiful, I am educating my sister, and the woman's anti-wolf must not be soft. If the color wolf holds the knife, you will use your feet His knife kicked, kicking, run, remember must resist, so that the wolf will be afraid. "Aya asked:" Is the color of the wolf holding gun? "哥:" Well ..... Some things have been to end soon ...! "
Constitutional: "Welcome our Miss Jin Wen, come to my show, is a beautiful woman, you have a special standing in our program." Jin Wen: "The constitution, in fact, there are 3 green leaves today, I am just one! "宪:" Which 3 green leaves? "Jin Wen:" Webai, Xiao Zhong, there is me! "Constitution:" No, no, no, only 2 green leaves, Another one is a harlequin (referring to Jin Wen)!
Interview Energy Aya: "I heard that they have recently played recently. And the performance is very good." Milk: "In fact, we are different in the role in the play!" Constitution: 'Yes, it is also very There are still 4 people playing with a role! "琳:" Do you close your own personality? "Milk:" I have a self-closing person inside, "Constitution:" Oh, then this role Nono played the same role. "Aya:" What is he playing? "Constitution:" He played a mentally disabled, the director said that you don't have to figure out the role, you will act as your usual look. "
At the 14th Golden Songs Ceremony, the constitutional brother and Jolin were doing awards guests Constitution: "Congratulations on the best of our Jolin's annual record selling is you." Jolin: "Thank you!" Constitution: "But you have to Be careful, because Xiao Zhou (who knows is it) to send a film "jolin:" Well, know "Xian Ge:" Have his song? "Jolin:" Not bad, I like it. " : "Comparience is your song, or more people who prefer him?" Jolin: "is good!, Okay, ok, don't ask again, very embarrassing!" 哥: "What? I speak It is Maji younger brother Zhou Li Mianye! Will you be very embarrassed with Maji?
Interview with a beautiful girl! "Unitely": "Is your personal favorite artist?" "Beauty Girl:" Wu Zongxian "Aya:" Sister, I didn't listen to the wrong? Are you nearing? " : "Yes, and the degree is still very high!" Minxian: "Everyone, everyone, it is the eyes of Dehua, I am going to the United States!"]
"Men can be bad, men can not be responsible, but can't pay!"
I guess the selection of the most dreams of the Chinese and American girls, Wu Q: What do you think when you feel the most fantastic girl: Time Wu: Oh! By the way, the eyes are gazing to the test, ~~~ Most. Some people say that I am the most handsome when I examine, but I see someone else's test volume ~~~ (Do actions) two eyes can take off the window ~!
