I saw such a joke in the Internet today, so COPY is as follows:
First: The most calm cover, our school has an exam. A boy is sitting in the last row. I received an answer from a classmate, excited to start, just have a big copy, one looks up and see the invigilator smile He came, obviously saw it. The behavior of this friend became the classic of our whole grade: He very calmly straight, straight to the teacher, then put the answer paper in the nose, then throw a parabolic - throwing the garbage after girder basket. The teacher glanced at him, and finally didn't pick a crime. Easy moment: Campus popular "Network Top Ten Black" Second: Water ... When our military training, tissue karaoke activities at night, but basically still asked to keep sitting. The MM of the class is responsible for reporting: "The following is a" Buffalo "to everyone!" MM returned to the scenes and rushed out: "Sorry, a certain" Water "is" water. " "As a result, the music sounds, and it is Zheng Zhihua" sailor ". The brother was depressed to run on the stage ... Third: Food once in the cafeteria, eat, eat while eating, suddenly found a piece of rice out of the outside, secretly feeling that food is sorry for farmers, and picked up. But later, I found that it was not mine ... Fourth: Self-autumn Festival, the Mid-Autumn Festival, my pager suddenly called, and the teacher was collected. In the afternoon, the teacher told me to go to the office to batch me, but also wrote a two thousand checks. It's hard to finish, and the teacher used his fingers to work, say "Take it back." At that time, I was trained, and looked up at the table. The beautiful moon cake (in fact, it is the school The teacher's welfare), is very grateful, completely forgetting his pager, just grab the moon cake, run ... The teacher slowly came out, stretched "Hey ..." ... Fifth: "" ? My friend's son read high. When I called a female classmate at night, I was very unfortunately received by my female classmates. It is a boy who is a boy who has fallen to her daughter. I am very vigilant. I am very unpleasant: "What is your last name?" The boy said: "My surname Wei." The other party is very good: "What is the Wei? "The boy is more tense, and I will answer the Baba:" I don't know why, my father is also surname Wei ... "Recall the year: Campus - Once the moment of the ears, the sixth: Super" cold "once I asked me at the same table There is no noodle paper, she doesn't know why she suddenly replied: "I have a sanitary napkin." Suddenly the whole class is no sound, I am mad, say: "You will stay, anyway, I can't use it ..." Seventh: Repair? " shame! When high school, at a time, the students got to buy the box outside.
