The most tragic thing under the day
That day, I met a female netizen asked, where a park, positive in the morning.
I suddenly found my stomach pain when I arrived.
Cursing the unbelocked stalls selling fritters, continue to endure.
pain.
Paste.
Pretty pain.
Emergency to the toilet first.
After a madness, suddenly, when I was cool, when I touched my pocket: I didn't have a paper.
Waiting for someone to come in to be.
So wait.
No one comes in twenty minutes.
In the late autumn, the toilet ventilation is good, and when I just came in, I praised it. Now I deeply feel the wind blowing ass.
Cool pain.
Endure.
Waiting for several times of netizens, it is exhausted, just kneeling, it is comfortable, but now I feel double.
The pain of the legs is cold.
Endure.
The rhinitis is just right, and the toilet has been smelling the smell is very happy for his nose, it is very happy.
Deeply feel the pain of severe poisoning of the lungs.
Endure.
This park is rare, and I am quite satisfied when I just came here. Now my heart is dial.
Cool dry.
I can't bear it, allocate mobile phones, call aid, and turn it on.
Such a embarrassing thing is always going to speak directly to your friends. So let's talk from the weather, to Ira
The Battle Bureau to the breeding process of the hippocampus to the live body of the alien.
When I said that Qin Shihuang did something like, I finally felt the opportunity, so I said that Xiao Zhu lip was shameless:
I. . . . .
The mobile phone came to joyful music, and it didn't turn off the electricity.
I am finally stupid.
Wait.
I wait.
no one.
I suddenly had a feeling of crying.
Fortunately, the footsteps of the toilet came from the bathroom, I am very popular, the so-called road, people have joys and sorrows, boats
Go to the bridge. . . . . .
I am sure that my thinking is agile.
When the person just came in, I secretly shouted in the low sink male amp: Brothers, borrowing paper brothers forgotten
Paper.
That person is electric shock. How is the male toilet?
Next, I'm going to go back and go back: Sorry, I can't afford to go wrong.
It turned out to be a woman's wrong door!
A man is actually seen by a woman in the most vulnerable situation!
Sorrow and indignation.
But after ten seconds, I knew that I was wrong.
I can't be sad.
After ten seconds, the woman was screaming outside: I didn't go wrong, how do you have a man in the female toilet? !
Red, a layer of layer added to my face, tears fill my eyes.
So tragic scene, you can think of it.
At this time, the reason that is still in the heart tells me: the opportunity, it is too long, if you don't catch, the body is huge pain
It will continue.
I have a hoarse voice: Miss, throw paper, thank you!
When the huge pain on the mind has passed, you will find that shameless is also a kind of relief.
After a while, a newspaper who just bought gently was thrown in.
I hold this newspaper tightly and hold it tightly.
Then use your hand with your hand, and you will hurt the newspaper's editorial department in a very vicious language!
This newspaper is usually ordinary paper. Today is the 20th anniversary of its release, all newspapers are sixteen open copper.
Printing hard paper!
When you mention your trousers, you will be gently comfort yourself: Fortunately, there are few people today, but the shame is only a woman knows, and
Don't know the drop!
Lucky in the unlucky.
After the toilet suddenly found out that a large group of morning exercises have already gathered, a girl in front of the crowd is carefully
Explanation: Daren, wait for a while, one of a gentleman went wrong, and did not bring paper, wait for it, immediately
Just good. . . . . .
I just got out of my feelings.
When all eyes gathered on me, I suddenly had a feeling of doing a heart.
I swallowed this girl: Thank you, thank you, thank you. . . .
The girl waved in a very magnitude: Nothing, small things.
When I left, the girl suddenly called me! Do you not be Xiao Ming? How is your wear?
The same thing I described in my netizen ~
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