When you have learned the car, everyone has experienced the devastating devastating "库" in a few months, until the last road test, everyone is a mockup, nervous, facing the clothes, wearing a big hat The traffic police is even more like a mouse to see the cat, so it will often be incorporated by the wrong, joke. 1. Before the road test, a candidate is based on the front of the driver's seat. For example: "Reporting the examiner, the student Wang Fugui requests to get on the bus." The examiner should answer: "Permit the car." The result of a unfortunate girl said Cheng: "Reporting the examiner, the student XXX requests bed." Most of the small goods experience is the whole group of students and coaches. At that time, all beings smiled into a group. More importantly, the examiner is listening, replies: "I am allowed to go to bed. What is it right?" After another candidate successfully got a bus, sat on the driver's seat, and stepped on the inspection of the instructor. : "Reporting the examiner, each instrument examination is normal, requested to take off." Should be started, it is estimated that the candidate has a small response from the ideal of the pilot) After listening to a calm answer: "Permit take off, pay attention to high voltage electricity in front of the front." 3. On the way, the examiner will put forward some requirements to make candidates, such as the left turn of the front intersection, the well cover, and the single side. Candidates should answer: "Understand." It has been determined to understand the question of the examiner. A special roundabout called Wang Ba Island in a driving school in Beijing. As a result, an examiner said: "The front of Wang Embao left." Candidates answered: "Wang Ba Mingbai." Finally, the exam is over the exam. The examiner said: "The front is stopped." The student is very horrified: "Report a fire hydrant, no parking in front of it." I remember the first time I learned the car (it should be opened, but it is too late, I actually open it directly on the road), a brother big turn, result Open to opposite the lane, open a bus, the driver immediately braked. The master also stops, then the head is just: You think it is driving in Hong Kong! ! ! ! Sitting a few secrets of the brothers laughing. 6. There is still a 'one bodies in the beginning of the beginning of a "meter everything" requests everything. The examiner is happy to listen: I haven't woken up yet? Allow up! 7. The story, road examination, examiner of our driving school, said: the front circular island turn: the student said: understand, the front circular island turn left, after passing the past, the examiner said, get off, unqualified, students can not understand, you can let me die Do you understand? The examiner said: You have turned a few laps to turn over ~~ 8. There is another brother, the test examinee will leave his IC card (in fact, this means it is qualified), old brother I can't persist, saying to the examiner: "You haven't returned my IC card", the examiner has begun to ignore him, who knows that he insisted that he had not ended, and finally embraced the examiner, said: "You want, then Also ", so he hangs. 9. Listen to my jokes (7 years ago): At that time, everyone would try to judge the examiner, what BT tricks were used. There was a car, I didn't fire first, laughed with the examiner around me. The examiner gave a laughter and asked him to laugh. He said: I think you look at how I am three unpackage ... The examiner is fainting. 10. There is another one, I got on the car first with the examiner: "I will be very nervous next to me, I will not open.
"The examiner is white:" He is nervous, and you will open you. "Then this person started to speak from:" In fact, I know that I don't have to be nervous, I can't help me. Just now, I asked the students just down, there is any way to not be tense. They told me: Don't think about it, just have yourself in the car, or just sitting next to a dog ... "The examiner is dizzy ~~~ Later legendary Only he has been tested. 11. Another speech before the road test, the students are tense before, and the first time is folded. When the test is started, it will be desperate, and it is still strange, how do you hang? I am going! Finally, I will have a feast. I definitely haven't passed. I will take the bus and ask him. His master he, does not step on the upper gear of the hanging! 12. Student in the US test, front road sign prompt Left transfer, not very certain, ask: "Turn Left?" Answer: "Right" So ... hanging 13. I am very nervous when I am classmate, MM, and road test are very nervous, my heart has been median "safety belt! ! ! "Then, insert the seat belt to the hole of the coach ~ The examiner asked her" You don't think the panic! " "14. When I learned the car, I used the old pickup. I had the chef of our school. When I was very powerful, there was a ramp parking, the coach said: You make the hand brake, you make Jin pull , You have made it ..... Results the chef pulls out. 15. My colleagues learned to go to the road before, and the coach called her to stepping on the throttle. She didn't step on the next half of the day, out of mouth: "oil where? Where is the oil? "Take the coach:" In the supermarket, there is a vegetable oil, peanut oil, what kind of kind? "16. Even the Kunming Road exams: fixed-point parking (the examiner designated a obvious marker, such as tree, warning card, etc.), the examiner said: The half-cross section appeared before, fixed-point parking! Teacher sister: Seeing! The result stopped. The sister randomly strained: report the examiner, did not see the tree, can you next? The examiner agreed. The next one stopped. Report again: Can the teacher report: Can you next? The examiner agreed. I stopped again. The examiner helplessly let the sister find a tree. The teacher stopped to the middle of the two trees ... The examiner fainted. 17. There is one, my classmate said that he learned the car, seeing a car opened next to it. The huge slow, the brother inside makes the throttle, and it is not to take a lot of villain to turn in the training area. Later, it is only the old brother has not loosen ... ... 18. Master said a person's road test: "Report! "Come on ...." "The rearview mirror has a good instrument work normally asked to take off ....." "Then you have to fly ...." The examiner replied ... so I opened it fast. Half a hour.
