Poor bracelet, brother (seven)

xiaoxiao2021-03-06  41

When the 49 boxes of instant noodles, the bracelets have been full of mixed smells in various instant noodles. I have completely become a convenient end of the facial surface. In order to allow the bracelet to re-enter the kitchen to take her original work, I I thought about one night, I came to the computer the next morning, be careful to start my conviction ...

ME: Sister, do you know what is 铛 铛?

Bracelet: What is it?

ME: 铛,, 是 (sing)

ON - LY You -! Can make me happiness;

ON - LY You -! Can make delicious meals;

Only you can be considerate me, give me a cooking and rice;

Your cooking is the highest, that is, only you--!

Bracelet: Hey ...

ME: on - LY You -! Don't blame a brother.

Wear apron, don't be afraid of smoke;

Chat, come, cook, go, fight for our lunch!

Don't chat, it is worth it, 咿 咿 咿 咿!

Bracelet: I really can't, I have to chat, I tell you ...

ME: ON-ON -!

Bracelet: ON your mother! You haven't finished it! (A punch will be knocked down) I have told you that I can't do it, you have to be on-ON-! ON-ON-! I can't stand if I can't stand it, you will die again!

ME: Sister, you don't die, why, what is sad, how hard, and it is easy to die! When you understand the true meaning of cooking, you will naturally enter the kitchen!

(Bracelets open the volume of the speaker to the greatest, I ran into the kitchen with my ear ...)

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