First: the most calm cover
Our school has an exam. A boy is sitting in the last row. I received an answer from a classmate. Excited to start now, just have a big copy, and I see the invigilator smiled and smiled and came to him. Obviously I have seen it. . The behavior of this friend became the classic of our whole grade: He very calmly straight, straight to the teacher, then put the answer paper in the nose, then throw a parabolic - throwing the garbage after girder basket. The teacher glanced at him, and finally didn't pick a crime.
Easy moment: campus popular "network ten black words"
Second: Water ...
When our military training, tissue karaoke activities at night, but basically still asked to keep sitting. The MM of the class is responsible for reporting: "The following is a" Buffalo "to everyone!" MM returned to the scenes and rushed out: "Sorry, a certain" Water "is" water. " "As a result, the music sounds, and it is Zheng Zhihua" sailor ". That brother is depressed to run on the stage ...
Third: Food
I was chatting while eating while eating, I suddenly found a piece of rice out of it. I felt that the waste of food is sorry for the peasant, and I picked up. But later found that rice, it seems not mine ...
Fourth: Self-satisfaction
The Mid-Autumn Festival in the high school, my pager suddenly screamed in class, and the result was collected by the teacher. In the afternoon, the teacher told me to go to the office to batch me, but also wrote a two thousand checks. It's hard to finish, and the teacher used his fingers to work, say "Take it back." At that time, I was trained, and looked up at the table. The beautiful moon cake (in fact, it is the school The teacher's welfare), is very grateful, completely forgetting his pager, just grab the moon cake, run ... The teacher slowly came out, stretched "Hey ..." ......
Fifth: "What is"?
My friend's son read high. When I called a female classmate at night, I was very unfortunately received by my female classmates. It is a boy who is a boy who has fallen to her daughter. I am very vigilant. I am very unpleasant: "What is your last name?" The boy said: "My surname Wei." The other party is very good: "What is the Wei? "The boy is more tense, and I will answer the Baba:" I don't know why, my father is also surnamed Wei ... "
Recall that year: Campus - Once the moment of grinding
Sixth: Super "cold"
Once I asked me that there was no noodle tissue at the same table. She didn't know why: "I have a sanitary napkin." Suddenly the whole class is no sound, I am sweaty, say: "You will stay, anyway, I can't use it ... "
Seventh: Repair? shame!
When high school, at a time, the students got to buy the box outside. A girl in order to go first than others, wandering a near road, the result is not covered with a well cover, falling down! After a while, she held the well and climbed, very a wolf, a group of junior high school children walked from around, she was in a hurry, while climbing: "Hey! Readre repair ..."
Eighth: Ming shake ...
