1. On the high school language teacher lecture poetry, talked: "Parking is sitting in love Fenglin warm", the teacher said, "This sitting love", all wood, laughing ...
2. Male classmates stand on the left, female students stand in the right, others do not move ... The result is not moving.
3. Every time I have to take the exam, the class teacher always likes: "I really worked urgently. I am really an emperor is not an eunuch!" It is an old lady. How do you like to say that you are eunuch?
4. One day, the heavy rain is outside, the teacher is full of rain, and I don't know anything in front of the table. I found a classmate who asked the front row: "I rub the paper?"
5. The line segment A is half of the line segment B, which is the number of line segments a? (The whole class is quiet, the time theory, half of the semi-embarrassment) line segment b is half a half of the line segment a. (gosh)
6. In junior high school, a mathematics teacher said the program transform, and the sleeves on the podium have loudly: the students pay attention! I have to deform! ......
7. The University "Military Theory" is on a large class, so the teacher has to do a small microphone. When I went up to half, the teacher stopped and said, "I will come back soon." Then he heard a footsteps, a slobe, a "呲 ~~", then a water column splashing, and then a "呲 ~~", a pull door, a footsteps. When he returned to the classroom, when he said, "We continue", a hundred people in the classroom finally couldn't help but laugh. Laughing, the kind of thing.
8. Let's learn to make a trick, our teacher said: "You give me the top of the blackboard !!" Too difficult.
9. My junior high school teacher said that I like to use it ... "My bottom radius is 20cm, my high is 50cm, then I ..." There is someone here "is a rice bucket ..." full class hilarious ...
10. The teacher said that a certain is really smart, the seven can pass the sixth, then the person is proud, and it will not be able to make a word.
11. Junior high school English teacher is a bald, one day, he asked a classmate: "What day is today? '(My head is a bald?) I thought about it, answer:" Yes. "
12. High school mathematics, a boy, ask: Teacher, draw no pencil, is it borrowed or use a pen? Teacher (elderly woman) A: Let's take your size.
13 .: High school algebra: "Don't say a voice."
14. Language Teacher said "Parking ... (Parking sitting in love Fenglin late) Everyone knows what the poet is doing?"
15. High School Chemistry Teacher and Teachers Director Deliberately do something wrong, then let a classmate find out the mistake. After the hard answer of the classmates, the teacher praised and very serious: "Very good, you see the teacher's broken (bloom)." All the people are wood, after class, the teacher just went out, the whole class .
16. On a certain day, when our high school mathematics talked about the function cycle table, we talked about the words "cycle" and excitedly walked down the platform, said to the classmates: "You still don't understand the cycle, it is really a pig. It is smart than you. "Then he pointed at a girl in the first row to say:" Do you know what is the cycle? You explain it to them. "The whole class fainted.
17. Our first-year-old regulations should wear the national flag to wear the school, and there are always some people who have not wear themselves or are single to wear trousers or clothes. Then the principal took a loud horn every time, the principal was there: "Some students don't wear clothes, some students don't wear pants, some don't wear" 18. Chinese teacher teaches Chibi It is said that Cao Bing is trampled with each other in Huaying Road, and it is terrible ...
19. A day of mathematics occasionally, even the math teacher has a piece of green leaves (the teacher is estimated to eat the dumplings in the afternoon). After a while, I found that the leaves didn't .... I found a girl in our class. Neck ...
20. The female teacher in the junior high school class just graduated from the teacher, everything is good, just like an attack on the blackboard. The method is that the teacher oral words, classmates are written, and the explanation is added.
I remember once, smoking a boys who didn't like to listen. The teacher repeated "room" over and over again, the boys grabbed the scalp in front of the blackboard, and suddenly wrote the brush and wrote:
货: downlink, not good things. The whole class is laughing, the female teacher is angry with red ear, and there is no sentence.
21. When high school, once, the language teacher is about to go back to the toilet, in class, the classroom is a bit messy, the teacher is in the classroom, seeing no one cares, the belly is very, poor, "" Classmates, please Look here, everyone looks at me, see here! ". The following is awkward ~~~~
