1. The school is very hot, the school has been powered off. From the day to 10 o'clock in the evening, our girl's dormitory is very quiet. Everyone is in the balcony, but the boys dormitory is very busy. After a while, boys seem to have reached a consensus I only heard the opposite corridor's shouts: "Call, call, we want to call!" After about 10 minutes, the school actually came from, and there was a while, the dormitory is tended to calm. Almost At 11 o'clock in the evening, the boy is too short because the power outage is too short, and it starts to never shouting: "Delay, delay, we have to delay!" The harsh school actually agreed to the unreasonable requirements of this group, break the sky Extend the time of call. Just as we are ready to break, a thing that I can't forget forever. Perhaps the boys are too excited, because their 2 commonly impossible requests are actually achieved by the school, so .. ......... The opposite boy dormitory has come to more organized and magnificent calls: "Woman ... Woman ........ We want a woman !!!"
2. Middle School Physics When I was hot, I got an example: "If you take a big test tube, put a small fish at the bottom of the test tube, then use the alcohol lamp to heat the test tube, and it will find that the above water temperature is high. The fish is still alive. "Then ask us why, the class is quiet, and there is a study together - because it is tropical fish!
3. One person stands at the beach for the first time, excitedly shouts (the sea, mother)! Suddenly, a big wave came down, this person lying on the beach and spit the sea and said: 呸, then mother!
4. Come back: A Tianjin buddy cycling passes through the foreigners who play Tai Chi in the garden, shouting with the standard Tianjin dialect: "Your mother is the orangutan". I thought I didn't understand the foreigner. On the occasion of being proud, the blonde brothers used the standard Tianjin to reply: "Your mother is a monkey!"
