I am actually a very good man, all aspects are very good, the only shortcoming is that my body is too short, this is not a way, natural! I can't describe it, in short, in 3.15, my wife will tell me the consumer association with quality problems. 3.15 night I heard the complaints of the consumer association gave me a recording tape, I can't help but tears after I heard.
(9:00 am on March 15, my wife will be called 12315)
Consumers staff: Miss, you don't cry, what problems, please tell us, we will try our best.
My wife: (sobbing for a while) Comrade, I complained to my husband, he made a false advertisement in his marriage notice, and concealed the main facts, he said that his head "went", in fact, when I saw him, he It is indeed "going", you can get it from the bench. I am tall, I became the new society of Pan Jinlian, married to such a Wu Dalang.
Consumers staff: You can get married with him!
My wife: Hey! In fact, I didn't have to abandon so much, mainly because other contents of his marriage advertisement were very good. First: He said that his various sports are proficient. Also proficient, use the laden "pointer" to go up every night, when you look at the bed, you will be a "107B", you can't open it. After going to bed, you will seem to be the same as 110 hurdles, and face It is time to practice judo with the dough ... and more.
Consumers staff: Haha ...
My wife: Second: He said that he has the same temperament and technology as "western cowboy", which is deeply impressed with me. But in fact, one morning, the alarm suddenly rang, I didn't sleep, just let him turn it off, and the lottery rang for five minutes, I haven't stopped, I have to open my eyes, see him Because I don't need a latte on the bedside table, I used my two long stockings to play a righteousness, learn the "Western Cowboy" set of cars to set the lottery, I have to reach a lot of trouble. Come over (continue to sob)!
Consumers staff: Hahahaha.
My wife: But he sometimes is a barbismal sticker. He will give me a lot of socks every day in the marriage notice. He did it. I am very touched. When I use the wash basin every night, when I use the wash basin, I will wash my feet. He also took a shower in the basin (very water), but he always said to me: "Wife, can you wash a foot feet?", I asked him why, he said: "You put in A feet, water to my waist, put it in two, water is not my neck. " However, he was tempered in socks, I really didn't dare to compliment. One time he washed my long stockings. In order to dry the socks, he tied the sock to the puppies of the family, and then like it The husband and wife were socks and rounded socks, and the dog legs were broken (sobbed).
Consumers staff: (can't get up!)
My wife: He also said that when it is a crisis, he can give me a person. Once a New Year, a child throws a "small shot." He pushed me back and shouted: "Fast cool!" I also climbed on the ground with a coat took the head, and the result "Iron gun" didn't treat me, my nose was pushed by him ...
(postscript)
Recording I heard here, I can't cry, I think that I will bring my wife happiness, but because of the height reasons make her so unhappy, I decided, I will leave home this evening, quietly she was. In the middle of the night, I climbed from the bed, I have to go, in fact, I love her very much, I want to kiss her, so I will touch her face. I can feel that she is very quiet, I found my mouth, I started to bid a kiss! I have suppressed the slipping of tears, I also felt her urgent breathing (she still had feelings to me), I have never had such an emotion to kiss her, and I have been holding 20 minutes. She, because I really don't want to leave her. I can feel her trembling, at this time, I found that our gap is not very big, our heart is so close. In the kiss, the table lamp suddenly lit, the wife got up and shouted: "What are you tossing?" I am like a five thunder: "Mom, I originally dedicated my most affectionate kiss to my family's puppy!"
