lie

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Classic lie:

Model students: This exam is also smashed!

Fashion store owner: It is too good, it is simply customized.

President: (early meeting) I will simply say a word ...

Doctor: Don't hurt this needle.

Photographer: You are the most beautiful bride I have ever seen.

Airplane capture: Passengers, a small problem in the plane.

Restaurant Waiter: The dish will come immediately.

Movie New Star: I hope everyone recognizes my acting, not appearance.

Boss: Our company is all staff.

Classic Lie Gold Enhanced Edition: Teacher: Tomorrow's test is simple. Teacher: You are the pillars of the country. Doctor: Your condition is very serious. Doctor: Reassuring, your disease will be fine immediately. Microsoft: The features of Windows next versions will be more powerful. Film Academy: We don't look at people. Everyone: I am not lie. Football Association: We must have seriously handle the black whistle. Korean team: The Chinese team is a very powerful team. The national team owner: I am very confident to bring the Chinese team to the World Cup.

Netizen classic supplementary students: Tomorrow, no matter how to read the book: Tonight is really only until 12:00 Lovers: I will divorce her: You know, I don't seem to be your money boss: I will definitely give As you have a raised stockbook: The stock will rebound in the sea in the near future: I am back because the motherland needs my star: I have no taxi player: I am going to retire the retired official next year: When the official must clean Bush: I want to help them Implement Democracy Blair: We represent Justice Kan: We have only a self-defense team, we have no ambition Saddam: We don't have a biochemical weapon Sahaph: The situation is already in the Iraqi master, the sacred sacred, God will appease your soul.

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