If idiot flying, then my company is simply an airport.
All men are equal, except for marriage.
Can we find a place to drink a cup, make a friend? Or do you still give you a wallet directly?
I think, as long as I have some modest quality again, I am a perfect person.
If you need to consult or suggest, we will provide free; if you need the correct answer, please pay additional.
In the past, when the alarm is ringing, I often have a problem that I will continue to sleep again, but since I put three mouse clauses next to the alarm clock, my problem was in addition to the root.
If Beethoven is the father of symphony, then is it that Beethoven's father is a symphony?
I have done a lot of stupid things, but I don't care, my friend is called confidence.
The Blind Association is sincere advice: Don't drink after drinking.
I think I should lose weight. When I donated blood last time, I actually lost one hundred ml of lard.
Do the two bugs. The whiskey is dead, prove that drinking whiskey is not long in the belly.
My creativity is not able to describe it, my ability to work is unable to describe, my textual ability is unable to describe.
If the computer is restarted once, Bill Gates can get a dollar, then he has to send it.
Ten years later, the court killed the death penalty for the second time.
I pretend to work for the boss, the boss is fake to give me a salary.
My wife hasn't spoke in 18 months, I have no chance to interrupt her.
Have you heard a big pig saying, the pig said that there is no story?
I never watch TV, I am just a regular check, there is a print show in the newspaper.
Your eyes are like the Mingyue of the Heaven, a first day; one fifteen.
Why don't you know what this child is? Hey, how do you still think of going to the zoo to watch the dog bears?
My eyesight is very poor, for example, see the push of the wall on the wall? You can see it, and I can't see it.
I am constantly refreshing a world record every day - I have lived in the world.
In the Internet world, your girlfriend may be a male, and your boyfriend may be a woman, this is very painful, but you have to accept it.
Your shooting score is really bad, I want you, I will immediately commit suicide, in case of preventing some bullets.
If you want to be more hungry than who is more than anyone, then you have won.
I put the TV remote control on the waist, made a look at the new mobile phone.
It's just that there is money, it can't be happy, so I still sneak some jewelery, stamp, watch
Life is really hard, my buddies last month I borrowed 4,000 yuan to me, saying to be a plastic surgery. As a result, I don't know what he has made.
Solrup people's instructions: Bank staff only understand Spanish, please have patience when robbery, it is best to carry a translator, thank you!
Are you jealous? You can't see such a big shield, you have to throw the stone toward my head!
You! Today is my wife's 30th birthday 10th anniversary!
The money is lifted, the furniture also lifted, the clothes also looked, I am going out, like a Arabs.
I am more forgetful, so my wife often takes me, saying that I have taken a rain umbrella in the rain, so there is already ten umbrellas in my family.
In addition to one, the rest of the column is quite good. Relationships should be filled in this column, but should not fill in it.
Dad called me twice today. The first time I saw the transcripts in my hand, the second time because the transcript was he child.
The tragedy is like I accidentally cut my little fingers; the comedy is like you accidentally fall into the sewer.
When quarreling, the difference between men and women is like the difference between rifles and agencies. Below, I will publish Mr. Smith, before the announcement of the will, I want to ask for a speech, Mrs. Smith, are you willing to accept my proposal?
Don't cry your child is a small rabbit scorpion, because from the perspective of genetics, this is unfavorable.
Wife, I shouldn't use the bed linen shoes, but I just came back, I can't change it in a short time, I am wrong.
In order to improve the safety of the product, we decided to print on a Coke bottle: Open this; Print on the bottle: Please open the other.
Reporter: According to a recent public opinion survey, the national concern is very low, and Mr. Member, what do you think about this? MR: Nothing, I don't care
Mary, if you don't promise to marry me, I will immediately go to suicide, this is my consistent practice.
Select questions: If a lawyer and politician fall into the river, do you go to drink coffee or go to the movie?
If you don't happen to me, then this thing is really so laugh.
