1. A mother takes a taxi to pick up the daughter in the country. After passing a section, the mother and female, I saw a blossoms of the brilliant blocking street girl started to stand on the road "Do business". Positive pubs of youthful daughter curiously ask: Mom, what women stand on the road? In order not to affect the daughter's young pure soul, Mom replied: "Those women are waiting for my husband." Multi-mouth taxi driver is a cavity: "Laughter is dead, no one knows those women are prostitutes." Mother is angry The driver is glanced. The daughter then asked: "Mom, the j woman will not have a child." Mom is cold and cold: "Of course, other people will come to the taxi!" 2. A young lady went to buy a meat. Miss: Boss, I want two small taking away! Due to the good business, after a while, the boss was afraid of being wrong, and he asked before the pot: Miss, is the two capsules? The lady faces a red, and I have returned to the boss: the boss, your two are small! 3. There is a woman with a long powder .. Long ugly, even if there is still no more mouth .. once .. is arranged to be blind .. But the male protagonist has not appeared .. This woman is not worried about it. .. Just start to break the big .. Wow Le .. Dare to make your old lady wait for so long .. &% $ & ^ $% # @! $!% .. Batch of 哩 啪 了 哩 哩 哩 哩 哩 哩 哩Time .. The male protagonist appears .. is a fat man .. This woman looked more .. So it is a batch of 哩 啪 a string .. Pointing at the male protagonist .. Dead fat ..% $ ^ @ # & .. The male protagonist finally sent it .. Take a table .. Say that .. I am smashing me ... Humin .. At least I have been thin ... You you are .. Are you beautiful? ... 4. One day, President Li accidentally fell into the gitch. Just three children passed, President Li said to them: "If you save me, I will give you a wish for you." The first child It is said that he wants a bicycle. The second child said he wants a baseball glove. The third child thinks it is a long time to say that he wants a wheelchair. Why do you feel very strange when President Li is a wheelchair? Asked the third child, "Why do you want a wheelchair?" The third child said: "If my dad knows that I will save you, I will interrupted my leg." 5. There are three people to buy breakfast shop. The first person said to the boss: "The boss, I want a fried egg, but don't be egg yolk." The boss took an egg. The second person also said to the boss: "The boss, I want a fried egg, but don't know the protein." The boss is also asked, but it is a bit impatient.
When the bus is the third person, I will ask him "What about you?" What about you? "The third person said a little timid:" I ... I don't want eggshell ... "6 Buying underwear has a day, a gentleman to help him buy underwear, because he has never helped him buy underwear, so he doesn't know which size! It took a long time with the clerk, and the clerk had to describe the fruit! Clerk: Papaya? ! Mr.: NO! NO! Shop clerk: Apple? ! Mr.: No, no! Well-old: Lotus? ! Mr.: A little bit! Housekeeper: Egg? ! Mr. is very happy: Correct! Correct! When the clerk took the house, when turned to take the underwear, the bit suddenly called: Miss waited! It is a fried. 7. Good to the little Du and Xiaohao quarrel this day ... Xiao Du disdain: "Hey! When you have a mother, I really will die directly!" Xiaolu used it with extremely despised The eyes are not willing to show: "Is it? I see your father should take you directly on the wall!" Xiao Du: "??" 8. A 70-year-old mother opened a car 3 It is also the old man's elderly slowly opened in the provincial highway traffic police to stop him. "" Mom, you will open such a slow, will affect the traffic "," The mother of driving: "The sign is not written 20? "The traffic police said:" That is the 20th road! "Driving the mother said:" Hey! Hey! That is a few roads instead of speed! "The traffic police said:" Yes, doubt ~ How old is the other three kinds of fuss, so ugly! "Driving a mother replied:" We have just opened it from 245 highway! "9. Dream ...! In the bookstore, suddenly Pearl eyes are bright, see a book name "Dream is put on the grassland", you can't! "Dream" is actually on the ground, it is amazing! Hurrying, it is very exciting to see it. When they look at it, they suddenly discover the directory: "Dream, remain in the grassland." Pizhu lost, I was very unhappy: I want to say in the future A book is called "Monthly often hanging in the sky" 10. The two caterpillar of the caterpillar is climbing over the grass, the male caterpillar is said to the mother's caterpillar: Let's go back home, how to say the mother's caterpillar Ok! When the caterpillar returned to the mother's worm, the male caterpillar found that the female caterpillar was wearing a wedding ring. The male caterpillar said: I don't make this kind of thing with the married worm, the mother caterpillar said: Don't worry! My husband won't come back, and the male caterpillar said:? How is this determination! Mother caterpillar said: He went very early today, "Go fishing 11. One day, a child's wife is born, he hurriedly ran to the hospital to visit, waiting for N hours, the room came to cry, he I am happy, I am dad! At this time, the doctor is full of face, telling him that the child is congenial.
