George Bush meets with the Queen. He asks her, "YourMajesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people. "Bush frowns." But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent? "The Queen takes a sip of tea." Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle. "The Queen Pushes A Button on Her Intercom. "" Yes, Your Majesty? "The Queen Smiles." ANSWER ME this, PLEASE, TONY. Your Mother and Tony. Your Mother and Father Have a child. it is not your brother and it is not your sister. WHO is it? "WITHOUT PAUSING for A Moment, Tony Blair Answers," That Would Be Me. "YES! VERY Good," Says the Queen. Bush Goes Back Home To ask Dick Cheney The Same Question. Your Mother and Your Father Have a child. It's not your sister. Who is it? "I'm Not Sure, "Says Dick." Let me get back to you on what one. "CHENEY GoES to His Advisers and Asks Every One, But None Can Give Him An Answer Finally, He Ends Up in The Men's Room and Recognizes Colin Powell's Shoes in the next stall. dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your Mother and Father Have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Colin Powell Yells Back, "That's Easy. It's ME! "Dick Smiles, And Says," Thanks! "THEN, Dick Goes Back to Speak with Bush" Say, I Did Some Research and i Have The Answer To That Riddle. IT '
