Ten classic students in the course
1. High school hours must wear school uniforms, and students who have read them are never wear. The teacher in this area is checked at the door every day. One day, the teacher saw that the classmate did not wear a school uniform and asked why didn't wear it. I have become anger,: My mom is not dead, why do you want to wear filial piety?
2. An art teacher is famous, and there is a large number of reports on a report, and with a photo, it will be self-blown in class: "Recently I have some classmates and I said, the teacher, you are really, I got the newspaper and I also boarded the photo ... ... "" A student: "Is it looking for people?" From this art teacher rejected the classmate.
3. The language class, the teacher called a faint classmate to answer the question, the classmate is fascinating and can't say. The teacher said helplessly: "Will you won't be ah!" The classmate: "Hey."
4. When high school is fast, there is a day of geography, and the teacher is reported to a place name, let us answer the local minerals. After saying a lot of places, the teacher suddenly asked: "What is Jiangnan?" The whole class boy replied: "Jiangnan beauty!"
5. In junior high school, a biological teacher talked about the ecological environment on the African grassland. The whole class was unattended, and he was angry. "You all look at me! You don't look at me, how do you know what is the African wild cat!"
6. In a high class, the teacher asked me a brother: "The calcination is a very useful discipline, learning the calculus, our goal is?" The old brother is on the small passage, 遂 假 假 索 高 高: "No tooth!" The whole class hilaries.
7. Biological class, the teacher said: "In fact, the rather who did not eat chicken, scientists did an experiment, once took a chicken and a rat, you guess what happened?" "Chicken is pregnant?"
8. High three, geometric teacher is a old woman, love yourself, sell people. One day, I said in the class: "I am very attached to the Municipal Education Bureau. They always ask me to study together. Every time they are car pick up the car." I accidentally asked: "Three rounds?" "The result is forbidden from this week.
9. When high school, English teacher (a 50-or-eight-year woman) said that several boys did not listen, and they were big: "What do you think?" I was awkward, I didn't know how to say: "I miss you!" The classroom is silent, just a pair of frightened eyes looked at me. The teacher stayed for a while, and then pointed at me. "You are a stink!"!
10. When high school, the first time, the teacher is an old man, self-introduction: "My name is Wu Shan Mountain." I suddenly came into an inherent, and I will take it right away: "I will take turns in the northwest." , The teacher is finished with iron, then I will be repaired by a fine.
